Tweek Tweak

That's way too much pressure!

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Stan: What are they talking about?
Cartman: I don't know.
Tweek: Maybe they wanna kill us.

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Tweek: Hi, is Craig here, sir?
Mr. Tucker: Why can't you quit him?

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Craig: Wait, don't make me out to be the bad guy here.
Tweek: [tears up, voice cracks] Noho, you're not the bad guy! You're never the bad guy, are you?! You, you just step on people and you use them!

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Craig: Why the fuck would you make genetically enhanced sixth graders?!?
Tweek: Calm down, Super Craig.

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Craig: Ever get the feeling life is punishing you for being a dick, Tweek?
Tweek: No!

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Tweek: Wait, that's not the usual ticket-taker guy!
Kyle: So?
Tweek: So? I don't know him!
Cartman: Dude, relax.
Tweek: You relax! What if he wants to kill me?! AAAAAAAA!! [runs away]
Cartman: Gah, what the hell do his parents do to him?

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You replaced me with the guinea pig?! THAT *I* BOUGHT YOU?!?! YOU'RE SUCH A CHILD!!!

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Tweek: Don't touch my Craig!
Craig: YOUR Craig? I'm my own man!

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Oh man, that is waaay too much pressure!

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[freaking out] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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Don't touch my Craig!

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Tweek: A thousand? Oh Jesus man! I don't have nearly a thousand hats!
Cartman: Then I'mo kick your ass, Tweek!
Tweek: Goohoo!

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Craig: I can't be something because everyone wants me to be. I have to be myself. You'll just have to go be gay with someone else.
Tweek: Alright Craig... alright

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My powers are failing me...

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Aw, man! I don't wanna be a god. That is waaay too much pressure.

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Get me out of here! Please, somebody get me out of heeerre!

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What is wrong with you!

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Aarrgghh!

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Mr. Tweak: Hey Tweek.
Tweek: AAH! [drops the spinner]

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Tweek: You guys, we have a big problem!
Stan: What?
Tweek: I was up, all night, making hats. I only slept for an hour ... and then I dreamt about making hats, but I only made fifteen!
Kyle: Calm down, Tweek. Fifteen might be enough.