Alex Turner band guy

I'm Alex Turner from the Arctic Monkeys. Obviously.

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had a pint with the Mexican lad from One Direction. good guy. good Amigo.

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Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy. But I wanna know, R U Mine baby

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Has anyone got Moesha on #DVD I can borrow,,

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Please be mine, Valentine

...or I'll just shag your sister

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Almonds can fuck off

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Alex Turfect

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Jiminey Christmas u wot m8 RT @rebeca_schmidt: @TweetAlexTurner gosto i wanna give you my coochie

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Just a little freestyle for you in the style of 50 Cents (hip hop rapper)

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Go shortie
It's me birfday
We're gone t'party like it's me birfday
We're loddy doddy pa' pa' party like it's me birfday
And y'know we dun gi

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Sooo, you know. You know. 🎂

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Do I wanna gnome?

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Press 5 if you do twerking to my music

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I'm so dork, babe

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I feel bad for Dippy from The N Dubz gettin his face kicked in, but he probably had it comin. An horse don't just attack unprovoked, y'know?

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went to the Parrot's Beak and kissed whoever was sittin' there. seemed a reyt good idea at the time. now I'm ill.

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I ain't hung over, it's just me laryngina