Harry D. Cthulu, Esq.

Attorney. Author. Destructor. Connoisseur of good Scotch, pipe tobacco, souls. RTs = your Doom. **It/That**

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@skinz99_99 @GROWUPREPUBLIC1 @RonnyJacksonTX Honest question? Fuck you. Honest answer.

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@RonnyJacksonTX If cancer takes votes you have all mine, Ronny! Your life is significant!

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@AGToddRokita EPIC ratios, my man. Really well done. If you set out to prove to all of Twitter that you thoroughly, completely suck you absolutely crushed it. Slam dunk.

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@TaranKillam @RexChapman Shoulda been cast as Black Widow.

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@SmythRadio @michaelianblack No one ever drove a forklift into a school and murdered twenty kids with it, dimwit.

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@marcopollno @Yung_Hunnid @POTUS @charliespiering Imagine thinking you’re going to have a “serious conversation” on Twitter.

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@ChristianWalk1r Now, go get a real job.

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@ChristianWalk1r So, you’re done trying to grift off MAGA. Cuz that’s how I read that.

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@donwinslow They would be arrested for WHAT?? JFC, you’re the other side of the coin, douchebag.

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@elonmusk Elon should:

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@elonmusk Stick to being forced to buy companies you don’t really want.

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@mattgaetz Dear Dirtbag,
Seems like the “F**k Your Feelings” crowd is currently feeling pretty needy. How ‘bout this..you admit the election wasn’t stolen, J6 wasn’t a tourist visit and Trump can’t declassify secrets w/his mind and we’ll cut you a check.

Signed,
The Blue States

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@DonaldJTrumpJr Very cool! That’s gonna make him the most popular convict on his cell block. 👍

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@day_handy @MayraFlores2022 Aren’t you a little old for fairy tales, cuck?

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@fowlerrobert67 @MayraFlores2022 LOL, stop getting your info out of your own ass, simp.

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@CPAC The last time we let a fascist warmonger run free across Europe it didn’t work out. Read a book.

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@RepDLesko Under Biden, Ukraine has been able to hold its own and has begun to turn the tide against one of the worlds mightiest armies. NATO has never been stronger. JFC, the GOP House is a goddamn clown car of morons trying to out-dumb one another. Seriously, who voted for this broad???

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@DonaldJTrumpJr LOL, just edging out news of a new Pokémon.
You’re so desperate to change the narrative that you’re recycling whiny, entitled bullsh*t from two years ago.

Not going to change what’s coming, Failson #1. #TrumpsforPrison