Janson's Predicament Bot

Coastal Carolina University
DCD301 (Fall '18)
Prototype #3

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Gee whiz, Elton John! The lifeguard kidnapped our gorgonzola, now we'll never make it to New Brunswick...

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Goodness gracious, Gideon Emery! The archeologist kidnapped our tomatoes, now we'll never have a career in Monterey Heights...

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Barnacles, Paul Kaye! The farmer stole our boiled eggs, now we'll never find love in Manitoba...

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Goodness gracious, Kevin Whately! The physical therapist snatched our sherry, now we'll never find love in Merced Manor...

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Barnacles, Luke Gell! The locksmith ran off with our rice pudding, now we'll never get out of Prince Edward Island...

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Gee whiz, Ed Skrein! The sociologist robbed our Blue Point oysters, now we'll never make it to Saskatchewan...

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Crikey, Bradley James! The butcher robbed our cold corned beef, now we'll never truly experience Golden Gate Heights...

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Yikes, Sebastian Armesto! The travel agent kidnapped our slaw, now we'll never find love in Fishermans Wharf...

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Fiddlesticks, John Axon! The teller hijacked our orange marmalade, now we'll never truly experience Ingleside Terrace...

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My goodness, Alfred Enoch! The welder swindled our radishes, now we'll never get out of China Basin...

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Crikey, Stephen Merchant! The urban planner kidnapped our chicory salad, now we'll never get out of Ontario...

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My goodness, Leeon Jones! The forest fire prevention specialist stole our stewed prunes, now we'll never make it to Quebec...

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Yikes, Richard Ayoade! The teller robbed our cold roast beef, now we'll never truly experience Quebec...

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Oh dear, Luke Treadaway! The surgeon swindled our johannis, now we'll never have a career in Golden Gate Heights...

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Gee whiz, Maggie Smith! The graphic designer stole our iced coffee, now we'll never get out of New Brunswick...

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Yikes, Toby Regbo! The singer robbed our turkey, now we'll never get out of Manitoba...

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Barnacles, Sacha Baron Cohen! The zoologist snatched our cantaloupe, now we'll never have a career in Nova Scotia...

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Barnacles, Scott Adkins! The hydrologist robbed our anchovies, now we'll never make it to Merced Manor...

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Barnacles, Jamie Bamber! The rancher stole our saute potatoes, now we'll never make it to Prince Edward Island...

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My goodness, Emma Watson! The teller stole our marmalade, now we'll never have a career in Golden Gate Heights...