I gave my nieces their Easter baskets, but instead of chocolate I filled them with vegetables because it's April Fools Day and I'm just that kind of uncle.
And now, a list of the most annoying sports fans (also the most fun to troll.)
-Patriots fans
-Yankees fans
-Bills fans
-any college football fans
-LeBron fans
-Penguins fans
-Syracuse fans
-Cowboys fans
-Red Sox fans
-Warriors fans
Ever since the church across the street installed the speaker system, I haven't had to go to Christmas mass since I can hear everything from my apartment.