The Devil

Me: “Hey boss, what’s the plan if your creation misbehaves?” God: “Flood the shit out of it.” Me: “Have you considered therapy?” God: “That’s it, you’re fired!”

[The Devil @TweetOfSerpent]

Common sense that will surely overwhelm and trigger the puritanical authoritarian bullies @rickygervais mentions, as he closes #Armageddon

[Illia Ponomarenko 🇺🇦 @IAPonomarenko]

Call me nuts, but I'm starting to suspect that if a "think tank" or someone with a blue check on social media spends five years parroting the same "Ukraine will fall within 30 days" narrative (and is still doing so while Moscow is burning, occupied Crimea is under blockade, the front line has been deadlocked since 2022, and there's a massive fuel crisis reaching fucking Siberia), they might not be the most reliable source of information on the Russian-Ukrainian war.

Or, God forbid, they might even be acting in bad faith.

[Craft Beer Snob @AntipodeanBloke]

I thought it was letting another bloke bum you.

Imagine if that happened at your bday celebration?!

Mind blown

[Cathy Young 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇮🇱 @CathyYoung63]

No one (outside of a lunatic fringe even smaller than the one Katie & her hubby are on) ever said "this" was oppressive -- only that not being allowed to do anything else was oppressive.

PS Funny how posts like this always show idyllic hugs & kisses, not baby crying all night

[The Devil @TweetOfSerpent]

Friendly reminder, humans. You’re welcome!

[French Response @FrenchResponse]

The Kremlin's version of history requires forgetting its own treaty with Nazi Germany in August 1939.
Its version of current affairs requires forgetting February 2022.

[The Devil @TweetOfSerpent]

From a book review of Saad's latest grift: "Supported by signal-boosting from the world’s first trillionaire, Elon Musk, books like Suicidal Empathy are guaranteed to make a financial killing. The profound tragedy of our current public square is that Saad will reap massive commercial success without ever having to engage a single valid critic. His book is not bought as a work of rigorous social science; it is purchased as a lifestyle token by a pre-validated, closed-loop audience eager to fund a counter-cultural brand. ... The alarming destination of this trajectory is its ultimate ideological alignment. When public intellectuals are rewarded entirely for stoking panic, denying society’s capacity to naturally self-correct, and hiding behind a wall of financial insulation, the rhetorical stakes must continuously be raised."

[The Devil @TweetOfSerpent]

@AntipodeanBloke @rickygervais @gervaisclips David's "handjob" panicked response = GOLD!

[The Devil @TweetOfSerpent]

@TheTweetOfGod Did you ever see a therapist after I recommended it about 6,000 years ago? You got so pissed, you fired me. We were bros. What happened?

[Richard Hanania @RichardHanania]

I can’t think of anything more anti-Hindu than pretending like Tulsi Gabbard’s weird cult is representative of the faith.

[Chris Kavanagh @C_Kavanagh]

The funny thing with Eric is nobody is talking about him in relation to either Epstein or Dialog. Yet because they are topics getting attention, he has to constantly try to insert himself into the conversation. Ezra’s thread on Dialog was just saying it’s a storm in a teacup 😉.

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

Father’s Day is always an awkward one for Joseph
Mum makes it worse by still pretending she’s a virgin

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Nine Lives, Zero Fucks!
Alley Cats on Netflix August 7

[The Devil @TweetOfSerpent]

@LindseyGrahamSC Get a boyfriend already, you drama queen! You’d be a lot happier.

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

Joseph asking why I never get him a fathers day card!

#awkward

[DPRK News Service @DPRK_News]

Algae of DPRK ranked #1 globally.

[The Devil @TweetOfSerpent]

@TheTweetOfGod To soon?

To think I offered him a ladder and pliers, only to be told, “do not tempt me, shallow one!”

[The Devil @TweetOfSerpent]

Too soon?

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Another Father's Day, another nail gun from Jesus. He just will NOT let it go.

[David Frum @davidfrum]

Trump is entering his King Lear phase, mouthing ever wilder threats that impress nobody because all can see he already threw away the elements of his former power.

[Isaac Saul @Ike_Saul]

Exactly one year ago today, President Trump announced we had bombed Iran’s nuclear facilities, said they were completely destroyed, and declared now is “the time for peace.”

[The Devil @TweetOfSerpent]

Horseshoe of fuckwits on opposite ends of the political spectrum

[Politics & Poll Tracker 📡 @PollTracker2024]

#MaineSenate

Tucker Carlson defends Graham Platner

“Rather than respond to what his positions are, they've called him a Nazi because he had a tattoo that was not a swastika but was allegedly connected to the German military.”

“They've attacked the guy and his personal life. They don't like him because he's not sufficiently supportive of Israel.”