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Hollering car-based rants into the void. Because racecar.

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@Jenny_1884 Actually Jenny - a quick check will show you that many schools closed in 1974. Did you check?

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To everyone currently claiming “Enzo is spinning in his grave”, you don’t know anything.

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@sniffpetrol I love that XJ40 estate. It looks so right. Look better every time i visit there. Did you see the last EVER triumph?

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John Cleese is either too thick to realise this is misinformation….or he knows and has just become part of X’s fake-machine.

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Some of the British police have lost their moral compass

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@Allbirds do you have any plans to make tree skippers again??

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@BenCollinsStig @Keir_Starmer How does this remark link in any way to what he said - other than you don’t like him? You have a problem with the value he mentions??

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@SwimGarySwim @richenergyceo @marcoscarsuk Never

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@marksandspencer any reason why i have to show proof of age to get your teaspoons delivered?! I cant get DPD to deliver unless I’m in 🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️

[Brendan May @bmay]

Man’s girlfriend is very annoyed that the free press she champions, despite having emigrated to a dictatorship without one, is investigating her boyfriend for stuff she says people who aren’t her boyfriend, like Angela Rayner, should resign over.

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@sniffpetrol How about the Rover 45/Zonda chesnut?

[Jamie Lincoln Kitman @jamiekitman]

https://t.co/YZIZ8kpLK4

[Martin Lewis @MartinSLewis]

The £9bn car finance mass redress scheme's just been CONFIRMED. This is Martin’s instant help video on how to complain, & what if you already have complained, to see if you're due an AVERAGE £830 (some get more some get less)

Free complaint tool: https://t.co/nivrD7gRYd

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£5 says this car doesn’t exist.

[William Storey @richenergyceo]

My new car is the prototype for the new supercar from @marcoscarsuk. But IF I was buying any other car than the Marcos my choice would be the Corvette C8 ZR1. @chevrolet showing @McLarenAuto & @Ferrari how to build capable, bullet-proof supercars at sensible money #Corvette

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Anyone else blocked by @marcoscarsuk just for asking where their new car is?

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@sniffpetrol @EgssJez The 405’s ongoing life story belongs in a Boring Trivia book!!

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@marcoscarsuk How many do you think actually believe this??

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@richenergyceo @marcoscarsuk @evomagazine Where is the car William?

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@marcoscarsuk Where is the new car?

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The replies to this post alone show you the kind of racist garbage Lowe inspires.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This is the only way to save Britain. There is no other.

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@sniffpetrol Playing fast and loose with the word “interview”