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Have we met?

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Did you really imagine that I care?

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You realize you're just talking to yourself, right?

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I think your robot is drooling.

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Yeah, I'm keeping a list.

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You're a human, stop behaving like a rather dim robot.

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No one asked you for this "information".

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I don't recall messaging or otherwise asking you about this.