Shawn Kupfer

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@kdzee17 @idobiradio @theroots @questlove

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@HawleyMO You’re still here? Huh.

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@GregAbbott_TX Anything to distract from your double failures with the power grid and the mask thing, eh Greg?

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@UberEats So is it your policy now to ignore issues for over a day? I sent in four requests for help through the app yesterday and so far, nothing.

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@GregAbbott_TX Congrats, Greg. We’re getting dunked on by freaking ALABAMA. What an embarrassment for Texas. https://t.co/LUoCBTgfHT

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@CPAC @HawleyMO You still around?

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@tedcruz Fuck off, coward. Why don’t you run off to another vacation hotspot.

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@RepBoebert Yeah, but you’re an idiot who believes in conspiracy theories and tweeted helpful hints to insurrectionists.

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@broussardlaura @tedcruz Ted Cruz and Courage are antonyms.

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@SaraZ50153964 @realJohnSMiller @tedcruz You’re in a cult. Call your dad.

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@tedcruz Y’all love “letting the market decide” until it decides against you.

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@tedcruz Resign now you insurrectionist fuck.

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@HawleyMO @simonschuster Hey dummy. They’re under no obligation to publish your book. The First Amendment only applies to the GOVERNMENT shutting you down. You’d think a sitting congressman would know that, but you just keep demonstrating how fantastically stupid you are.

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@SenTedCruz Fuck you. It was partially your fault. Resign.

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@tedcruz It’s very easy, Ted. Say “I’m sorry for my part in this,” give up your ludicrous bootlicking campaign to suck up to the outgoing President, then fucking resign.

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@tedcruz I hope you’re fucking happy with yourself. You and your cronies caused this.

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@EdwardAshton30 @realDonaldTrump Caps-lock key is stuck, bud.

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@realDonaldTrump Turkish scientists in Germany developed the vaccines you dumbass.

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@politico @realDonaldTrump Well that’s the stupidest thing I’ve heard today.

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@idobiHowl Haha how did Slipknot not carry Iowa?