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“Yo wtf they put me as 5’8 on my license…”
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“Chris you had a daughter right?”
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“KEEP MY ANIME FOREIGN.”
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“Andrew Tate <<<<“
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“Sorry i puked coach. I just had Mac and cheese for dinner.”
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“Sorry guys I went back on the bottle and rammed my car into eat n park cause they wouldn’t give me broccoli cheddar soup. They said I had to wait till Thursday.” -Cody Tritch

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“At Christmas time she met my grandpa at family dinner. I showed up wearing a dog collar and she held my chain while we ate Christmas Turkey.” -Cody Tritch

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“Just want to say I’m so thankful I don’t have brown eyes.”
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“Only metal makes you stronger Nate drake and pop smoke won’t.”
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“She was a Gemini, and Gemini’s bro? Geminis are psycho bro.”
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“Find a fold and fuck it.”
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“Can’t fuck to it.
Can’t party to it.
Can’t smoke to it.”
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“Do you guys wash your hot dogs?”
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“You let me down years ago Marc it’s ok.” -Cody Tritch

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“Come on marky let’s get a few beers after your dinner.”
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“IM OFF THIS WEEKEND.”
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“Yo Marc I’m going to be a black smith on the 2nd of October for Renaissance festival with Rob.”
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“Ya ever hold an animal that can kill you???”
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“Listen dude, I've watched a lot more anime than you man. You just make it uncool... i dont talk about it I be about it.... I crack my fingers like ken kaneki now.”
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“DADDY GOTTA GET HIS JUICE.”
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