Tweet Rant

I am a single, working mom with two young boys and the sense of humor of a 12 year old boy. I need to vent. This is my outlet.

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@anjelahjohnson BFF’s in section 302 of the 10pm show. SNORT LAUGHING with you!!
#Rox #Rebecca #memybff

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@AmericanAir How do you prefer to receive feedback regarding Under performing team members?

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Now, when we land, I will have to hold up all passengers to walk the opposite direction of the deplaning passengers so 3 people who had space above them could stow their bags in the wrong spot.
#asshat #passengershaming

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He’s going to have a long two hour flight. This is travel karma.
#asshat #passengershaming

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Guess who is owning the armrest this whole flight? This girl!!!
#asshat #passengershaming

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Her husband is not a thin man and he's in the middle seat right next to me. And then he was not real thrilled with me when I asked him to move so I could take my seat. #asshat #passengershaming

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I announced to her that it's customary to utilize the overhead bin over your own seat. To which she replied "that's my husband sitting in that row". #asshat #passengershaming

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When I went to open the overhead bin, a lady 8 rows back snapped at me that it's closed because it's full. #asshat #passengershaming

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Two couples took up an entire overhead bin covering six seats, two rows (including a bulkhead row). #asshat #passengershaming

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Asshat travelers are the worst!!!
#asshat #passengershaming

[Reunion Tower @ReunionTower]

The Ball: Alexa…where’s the best place to build #AmazonHQ2?
Alexa: DALLAS!
The Ball: Did we just become best friends? Here’s to hoping @amazon moves to Dallas!

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@SpeakerRyan

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Had an ex #boyfriend from 17 years ago profess how badly he #screwedup by letting me go. #vindication is #sweet

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@XplodingUnicorn You have four kids - you deserve that drink, you NEED that drink. 🍻 Cheers

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Always go a little further into the water then you feel you’re capable of being. And when you don’t feel that your feet are quite touching the bottom, you’re just about in the right place to do something exciting.
@DavidBowieReal

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@RobinRoberts is my new #hero
#byefelcia #spiritsister

[Dr. Rebecca Johnson @johnsonr]

At a massive professional conference. Brought the baby. People seem astounded. Here’s the thing: If you want women in positions of authority, you have to get comfortable with motherhood. You’re welcome.

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It should be illegal to serve a black bean burger to a plane passenger before a 10 hour flight.

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I feel like the entire #pub stops and stares when they hear an #American accent. #soloabroad #solotravel #americaninengland

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I’m an American in London and I heard the #WorstPickUpLine ever: happy thanksgiving, so... 9/11 was terrible.