Peter Muth

listen to ‘Famous for this Podcast’ ⬇️ thanks

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new Tup & Pete album ‘The Tallest Guy In Jail’ just dropped on iTunes. Get in there. Thanks.

https://t.co/qP9nSzw8c3

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You ever notice how certain days Facebook is like it’s 12 different people’s birthday today and other days it’s like it’s only 2 people’s birthday. Spread em out Facebook!

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Watching the Billy Joel doc. Throughout his life he somehow takes turns looking like Michael Keaton, Sylvester Stallone and Paul Giamatti

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Be the reason someone smiles today (but not just by telling them to do it)

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[holds up Shazam to baby’s fart]

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[guy who thinks tv characters from different shows having the same name is theft]

Elaine from Seinfeld is a ripoff of Lady Elaine from Mr Rogers

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Cavities as the next astrology?
When did you get your first cavity? Oh August 9th? that means you’re a jerk. January 20th? that also means you’re a jerk. They all mean jerk.

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The Hardy Boys is short for the hard boiled eggs.

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You always hear about northeast southeast northwest and southwest, but never eastwest or southnorth, has anyone else noticed this

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The turning a noun into a verb in that very unfunny way ain’t turning-a-noun-into-a-verb-in-that-very-unfunny-way-ing

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If I was at that school in Wicked, I would’ve taken notice of Elphaba’s singing over the magic.

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I had a vivid dream that things were kinda foggy and unmemorable

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Topical greeting cards that don’t take a position

Luigi mangione shot that guy recently

Happy holidays

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went Black Friday shopping for a computer to use on Cyber Monday

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Everyone has talent. And I say this obvious lie to really say that if you lived for 300 years let’s say, some weird thing would eventually get invented that you were accidentally really good at. Has somebody already covered all of this?

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Amon-Ra St. Brown vs. CJ St. Roud

#SUNDAYNIGHTFOOTBALL

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Watching this season of Love is Blind really reminded me of the exact replica pods I had built in my house.

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I hearted a friend’s “5 months since my knee replacement” post even though it only felt like 4 months

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@HereComesTrebil This was very good

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my friend’s dad who has never felt joy or laughed at anything in his life, convulsed with laughter when I pronounced the name of an inconsequential Long Island town slightly incorrectly.

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I was in a shitty cover band and we were playing in a bar and this guy walked in wearing an adidas shirt and we finished playing a song and I said thanks everyone we’re adidas and then called the guy a loser for wearing the shirt of the band you’re going to see.