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[GIDEON MUFC @GBUnitedx]

🚨 SHOCKING NEWS 😥

✅Michael Olise has the most assists (19) in the Bundesliga this season and he's already won the league player of the season award

✅Federico Dimarco has the most assists (17) in the Seria A this season and he won the league player of the season award

✅Lamine Yamal with just 11 assists is about to finish as la Liga's top assist provider and he won the player of the season award as well.

🤔But a particular fanbase living in their own delusions thinks Bruno Fernandes's 20 assists is not deserving of the player of the season award just because they're witnessing their club win the league for the first time in their lives.

Your tears means the world, keep it coming.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Rasmus Højlund: “I’m now officially a Napoli player and I’m saying goodbye to Manchester United”.

“That feels weird, because for the past year I already feel like a Napoli player. The way you fans supported me, made me feel like home and let me find my confidence again is something I’m so grateful for”.

“To say goodbye to Manchester United is something that kinda feels emotional too. My childhood dream came true by playing at Old Trafford in a red jersey”.

“So the goal today symbolizes a new confident start, in which I will give everything for the time ahead to Napoli, and a thank you to all the fans, players and staff of Manchester United who made the dream I had as a kid come true. It’s time for new dreams, so let’s chase them”.

[Anna 🐝🔴⚽️ @4shaann]

For the last time 😭

[Statman Dave @StatmanDave]

Bryan Mbeumo, Matheus Cunha and Benjamin Šeško have all scored 10+ in the Premier League this season.

It’s the first time in the competition’s history that three forwards have reached double figures in their debut campaign for a new club.

What a window. 🔝

[Ammar Masood @ammarmasood3]

Best RAP in recent times Andy Ross ex Gliders pays tribute to Pakistan, Shahbaz Sharif and Asim Munir

[Tweeterist 🇵🇰 @Tweeterist_]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[H @hugoknowsball]

Sold Garnacho
Sold Antony
Sold Rashford
Sold Sancho
Sold Hojlund
Sold Onana

Bought Cunha
Bought Mbeumo
Bought Sesko
Unlocked Amad

Called out Wilcox
Called out the board
Eradicated player power
SET THE STANDARD

He actually rebuilt the club HIMSELF 🇵🇹

[Aditya Reds @aditya_reds]

Blocking Kobbie Mainoo's exit was the second best thing Manchester United have done this season. Could you imagine had we loaned or sold him. 🤪

[Michael @commissionase]

If you think Amorim is fazed by this sacking, you should listen to this:

“I don’t care about my job; it’s just a job.”

[Saim Rizvi @Saim_Riz]

ڈاکٹر عمران فاروق قتل کیس کا سارا سرکاری و کمالو بیانیہ الطاف حسین نے ایک عمل سے تباہ و برباد کردیا۔

مرحومہ شمائلہ عمران کی نماز جنازہ لندن سے نماز جنازہ کراچی تک۔ میت کے لندن سے کراچی کے انتظامات سے لے کر میت پر کسی کا پرچم نا لگنے دینے تک۔ سارے انتظام اپنے ہاتھ میں رکھے۔ 👏🏼

[Manchester United Forever @UtdForever7]

🚨@FA_PGMOL are you watching?

The referring last night was a joke.

#MUFC

https://t.co/ErKSxMSqOf

[Legacy (Fan) @LegacySiu]

Guess the Goalscorer

Level: Impossible

[SimplyUtd @SimplyUtd]

🚨 Bruno Fernandes told Senne Lammens where Tavernier was going to place his free kick. 🥹

https://t.co/7sYqwaU4sS

[Kara @UTDKarra]

Mason Greenwood almost scored the goal of the century last night.

Did you see how he dribbled through the entire Lille team, only for their keeper to pull off the save of the season? Unreal. 😳👀

[Mubashir Zaidi @xadeejourno]

Another massacre by Israel......Israeli forces have shot and killed more than 30 aid seekers at a food distribution site near Gaza City #GazaGenocide

[centredevils. @centredevils]

🚨🚨| OFFICIAL: Bruno Fernandes has approved a new Tifo to be unveiled just before Manchester United kick off against Athletic Club on Thursday.

[centredevils. @centredevils]

🚨🚨🎙️| Roy Keane: "There are a few players in the #mufc team in big positions who can't run, right, which is a big problem, but they also have players in the team who don't want to run, or when they do run, they don't run hard enough, fast enough, or long enough.

"Amorim has to get that into the dressing room, that mentality. For the players who aren't doing it, you have to try and move them on, which is difficult because they're on long-term contracts."

[Lance Loads! @Lancealotin]

@Megatron_ron Isn't Hamas supposed to have been defeated by now - after over a whole year of tanks and planes fighting against people with AK47s?

[他的胡夹子 @yh1219]

Man, I miss Cavani

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

"I think Spurs can hurt Arsenal" 💭

Michael Dawson on who he believes will start as favourites in the North London Derby 👇