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I identify as a grilled cheese sandwich.

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Brb gonna go set a cop car on fire

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Connections rating today: 2/10

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Highlight of my weekend: explaining to my 3 yo nephew we have the same name

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I really am a pickles and prosciutto princess

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South Macedonia 🤝 East Virginia

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I’m really feeling it now

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Alright it's 2018 so I'm getting back to Twitter, starting with a more political bio.

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Okay but actually, this is my year

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Lemoncello… tastes more like lemon than cello -@ThatGuyTrevor

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Hakuna matata.. https://t.co/T3OnbwgDs2

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This weather has been nice but really pushing back soup season…

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@MoniqueRutte There’s no Trader Joe’s in other places?

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“Jesus take the wheel” -SCOTUS

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Land of the free my ass

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America needs more trains

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Iceland? Not that cold tbh

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Pretty incredible how sober I seem every time I go up to the bar

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Still amazed at how @Nickelback created such a masterpiece #Rockstar

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@joncoopertweets Wow my extremely hungover self was not ready for Twitter this morning

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@joncoopertweets Did they turn on the sprinklers though?

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My fortune cookie didn’t have a fortune inside it… seems spot on