Beneficent Allah

I am the big I am - don't draw me, or I'll 'ave yer

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'Photobombs NOT Suicide Bombs'

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@ChronicleLive lol - it’s the Click of God

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I’m so very sorry I made Nigel Farage OK? We all make mistakes! 🤨

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@LloydCymru …as my bezzy Mate said:

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I told them to do this, of course.

[Jamie Kay @TheRealJamieKay]

Millionaire big game hunter trampled to death by stampede of elephants while hunting in Africa.

#FAFO.

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@JayBarham69 @beffybadbelly WRONG! …but thank you for playing

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Twitter wanted to know how old I am!!! Blasphemy!!!

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Remember folks. Important to wear rubber gloves when masturbating
👋

[Backo 🥷 @Backoku]

I’m finna be doing everything on my own

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Right. It’s about time people stopped arseing about…

[Sweary Vicar 🇵🇸 @SwearyVicar]

What day is green bins in Holyhead?

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@JPEGdesignprint Well I’m not going to the #Coronation and I’m supposed to be omnipresent so answer me that 🤨

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@the_grim_rapper 😢

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@PfawrDavid Interesting - in downtown Jeddah they play a recording of motorbike exhausts from the minarets to wake people up

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There’s a reason I decided not to put snow in this area! What’s all this then? 😡?

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@NEOM er… there’s a reason I decided not to put snow in that area? What’s all this then 😡?

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Resistance is futile 🖖

[Public Investment Fund @PIF_en]

#NewMurabba will include 1.4 million square meters of office space, and create 334,000 direct and indirect jobs by 2030.

https://t.co/TNPDZu8MUc

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@DeborahMeaden His reward in heaven will be constant sex with 32 virgins*

*all male psychopaths

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@PfawrDavid I’m omnipresent of course… unless I get suspended by Elon who is technically my boss

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@PfawrDavid Munch 😋

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@PfawrDavid It must have been the Hand of Allah
⚽️ 👋 👀

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Yes - at some point #Argentina pissed me off big style, so I did that yeah