tweeting for one

[dom @dearooz]

new load-bearing internet comment just dropped

[Vivian🪷 @nebulimes]

It is for this very reason that I have begun extensive testing on what I am referring to as: The Philly CheeseSnake aka Split Push Vyper

For when your bitch wife wants to team fight but you wanna take objectives and slay puss

[KOMA💙 @Waitingonwick]

They sent my cousin back to Nigeria to fix his behavior and this nigga joined Boko Haram

[Ari🦋✨ @Ariszn12]

Every time you go to the post office the person in front of you has a problem that has never happened before in all of history.

[PERVERTBALLMASTER3000 @snqped]

Id be a worthless deadbeat bee bro Id be in the hive all day playing with my stingaling

[johntheman_heiscome_heisme_PREACHTRUTHILLUMINATIPl @heiscomeheisme]

YOU WOULD BE UNABLE TO KILL A YAK WITH MIND BULLETS BECAUSE THEIR INNER WORLD IS FAR VASTER THAN OURS

[bells white @skelebells]

#poopfail

[spooky pink slime princess @bettyjaws]

when the heater kicks on for the first time in months and it smells like straight up fahrenheit

[GUNNER @gunnerbdv]

I be hittin that mf roundabout so hard I be ina passenger seat

[winxie @winxie_love]

What is their problem

[alche. @alchemistake]

I got banned from PSD today...
<I did deserve it>

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

If I was getting tortured and some dumbass next to me on the rack was saying some shit like “in a thousand agonies I exist!!” I’d immediately snitch. Guard this man is finding catharsis and meaning through suffering. 10 hot lashes and also cut his penis off. Annoying motherfucker

[Cool Dude 🤠💀 @cooldudetm]

The most vindicated reply in history. Nobody has ever been as correct.

[tweeting for one @TweetingForOne]

@BleatingSheGoat @ggogo63535634 Try it on bare fists and post it that sounds really stupid

[カシムバシム @kasimNioh]

ファイターEXスキルが楽しい( *´艸｀)
#DD2DA

[Alyx 🐀 @npc_alyx]

a while ago I made a bunch of unhinged requests to Amazon's shopping AI about things like "the best conceal carry holster for my dog" and I'm pleased to announce it's paid off

[anti-zionist dog 🇵🇸 @puppydog_gaming]

*stomping my foot* first of all i’m not a cuck, i’m a voyeur, which is french, which means it’s classy,