Evan Smith

Owner at Willow Branch Kennel | Rugby Enthusiast | Oenophile | World's Best Husband

[Evan Smith @TweetingNoOne]

If @GovPritzker called taxes “tariffs”, downstate Illinois would totally support him because they have no idea how tariffs work

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@MarriottBonvoy can you add the type of EV chargers to the app? This is the second hotel this trip the front desk has assured me there are universal chargers and we show up to find only Tesla. Thanks!

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Did you see @realDonaldTrump found Jon Benet’s killer?!?!?

It was @HunterBiden

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Procrastination is the occupation of every kid across the nation, so…: pinkrose885 — LiveJournal https://t.co/7mbJlVUYbg via @livejournal

My first grade did that rap, and I to, remember those same lines

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Breaking news.

@realDonaldTrump pardons Sam Bankman-Fried and appoints him as the Treasury Secretary.

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@PeoplesAnthony @wandtvnews I own a local kennel and was worried the immigrants would be waiting at the door this morning confusing my business for a buffett.

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@PeoplesAnthony as a local pet business owner, I would appreciate it if @wandtvnews would do a story on what local pet businesses are doing to protect their loved ones from immigrants.

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Thank you @CALEBcsw. My son loved painting his nails while growing up until people made fun of him in kindergarten for it. He came home and said he would never do it again. I showed him the picture of the new bears quarterback with his nails painted and he paints his nails again.

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@PeoplesAnthony does WAND provide the wardrobe to anchors? If not, is that considered a deductible business expense?

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While listening to the “delivery playlist” yesterday, our daughter was born while “mama I’m coming home” by @OzzyOsbourne was blasting at level 10. It was a surreal experience.

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@zinusUSA just provided me with this amazing allen ratchet. Though small; this attention to detail has made me a customer for life. I just checked their website to see what else I can order.

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Staying at the new Town Place Suites in Mason, OH by @MarriottBonvoy. Well done! Great rooms, clean facility and wonderful staff.

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@PeoplesAnthony imagine you are driving down the interstate at 70 mph. The car in front of you turns on their wipers and a snake comes flying over their car onto yours! A flying snake might make me wreck

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Hey @POTUS

If you want to help protect my children, maybe ban assault weapons instead of @tiktok_us

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@PeoplesAnthony we raise 4 hogs each year. Some of the more notable names have been Piggie Smalls, Sydney Porkier, Amy Swinehouse, and Albert Swinestein

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@PeoplesAnthony I like the @Wendys surge pricing model. It will help them get business during the slow times. If you don’t want to pay a premium during the noon rush, go a little before.

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@Wynonna you look so angry singing Christmas songs. I don’t blame you.

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@PeoplesAnthony has so much rizz he is captain of the Memphis Rizzlies

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@PeoplesAnthony Family, birds and dogs. I own Willow Branch Kennel in cisco, so I have an absurd amount of dog photos

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@PeoplesAnthony just checked. I have 22,293 photos!