Tom

Sometimes I forget to flush.

[Tom @TweetingThang]

@donaldglover He’s back !

[MARTIN GARRIX @MartinGarrix]

wassssssssuuuup Seoul,I can't describe my excitement for the show @ultra

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@MartinGarrix @ultra where is your after party of Friday?!

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@LILBTHEBASEDGOD bless the #BlueJays w/ ur lyrical talent. Twitter has a 140 character limit. But #BasedGod is da only character we need!

[Tom @TweetingThang]

@LILBTHEBASEDGOD please the 6 God needs blessings from the BasedGod. Bless the #BlueJays

[Tom @TweetingThang]

@KevinSpacey #AskHOC which former president would you ask to be your wingman on a night out?

[Tom @TweetingThang]

@KevinSpacey #AskHOC if you play any nonfictional president who would you decide to play?

[Tom @TweetingThang]

@KevinSpacey #AskHOC if you can direct a president's biopic who would it be?

[Tom @TweetingThang]

The lady beside me at the airport is reading a confidence for dummies book.

[Tom @TweetingThang]

I'm very proud of the Vietnamese community for helping Saul Goodman start his career. #BeterCallSaul

[House of Cards @HouseofCards]

I've always loathed the necessity of sleep. Like death, it puts the most powerful men on their backs.

[Tom @TweetingThang]

Everytime there is a nice sunset. I wonder who's gonna make a picture of it. Then I look on Instagram.

[Tom @TweetingThang]

Buzzfeed lists. For people who can't read or can't do their own research.

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Ice bucket challenge... For ppl who couldn't volunteer or donate blood.

[kenyeezy @kenyashira]

I hate ppl who can't bloody text back on important matters!

[Tom @TweetingThang]

"Professor, isn't ethnicity is a choice"-white girl in my first year politics class.

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Why did everyone hate Gone Girl's ending? I thought it was good.

[Tom @TweetingThang]

#Hannibal is amazing. And I am only on the third episode.

[Tom @TweetingThang]

@VeronicaRadxxx what are you taking at school?

[Tom @TweetingThang]

@VeronicaRadxxx Holy smokes. Congratz !!