Austin Powe

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Got a new twitter bc @Loth_Hammer19 made my password something unguessable and bc peanuts used to have $5 pitchers. It is now @Austin_powe

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Only 364 more days till Jimmy Buffett!

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Does twitter have some kind of filter or something that can mark all this soccer stuff as spam?

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#bucciovertimechallenge fowler/ gonchar

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Watching bball at a bar in michigan and not real sure what to do. @PY400 usually just curses loudly and yells LANCE! Every 3 or 4 minutes

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About to go to the hood to get ribs. I feel like Frank Underwood #HouseOfCards

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#tbt young @TheRhix gives zero about your "drinking age" Florida

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@Potch75 they can still have all that stuff for him haha

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As an avid redwings fan I would like to trade Howard, cleary, about 26 abandoned buildings in motor city and the Lions for Gudlevskis

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@Potch75 leaving fw soon bud... Better get in one last rowdy night before it's too late!

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Bet dirty P's is wishing @DaishCallaghan @PattyUge and @Mr_Turney would come tear the house down #microphonesmelledlikeabeer #glitter

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@MsAlysiaMarie !?!?

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DUI lawyer advertising on the side of beer koozies. Thats either genius or wildly inappropriate

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Crazy game on a Thursday!?! Someone take me back to frank town

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Just found out what STFU means... This changes everything #thanksgoogle

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Does Busch light not come in 30 packs anymore or am I shopping at a communist liquor store? #ThoughtThisWasAmerica #ThanksObama

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Well it's official the envoy is totalled.. Guess I'm buying myself a car for Christmas

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Qb gets named offensive player of the week... Gets benched next Sunday #bearslogic

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As much as I hate when the Blackhawks score, I gotta admit they have the sickest goal song in the league #chelseadagger

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@CampbellSoup406 you spelled Miller wrong bro... And only 5? #lightweight