Tweetless Jeff

About me: I am a fan of the New Jersey Devils professional ice hockey club.

This account was established by AmayzingAmanda on the 24th of August, 2016, A.D.

[Wholesome Football account @mr_notblah_]

The baby thinks this is for her. She was not with woody and buzz from day one. Get a job

[Professor Restock @PokemomCenter]

I’d honestly be so mad if I pulled my first 1-1 ever and it was Stephen Curry as a minion.

[gem @giannascoli]

if alcohol can shorten your memory imagine what alcohol can do

[Cons @CaptainCons]

This is like when your mom puts out the nice plates for guests but makes you eat off paper plates the rest of the week

[tom @pricesandvices]

Sad day for people who know the price for scrap metal

[The Philadelphia Inquirer @PhillyInquirer]

What makes Pocono Raceway, a track nestled in the mountains, NASCAR’s best? Everyone seems to have a similar answer. https://t.co/nyGZhZISgX

[FIFA @FIFAcom]

The reason Japan fans clean the stadium after each game. Respect. 🤝🇯🇵

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The Knicks arriving back in New York

[Devils Insiders @DevilsInsiders]

good. do it.

[evnted @evnted]

@KevinWeekes @NJDevils

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

PS2 graphics John Travolta

[Yeudiel Pacheco @yeudielpacheco]

No, nadie le gana a él

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[USMNT Only @usmntonly]

Mexico fans got a DUCK 🦆 wearing a 🇲🇽 kit 😭

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Elon Musk and I have a combined net worth of more than $1 trillion.

[Official Ohio State DG @DylanEveryday]

@FreddyLA7 Freddy I wish you could have experienced 2008 BWW. You would have levitated

[Happy Captain @EODHappyCaptain]

Our forefathers purchased these for under 5 dollars at Walmart

[Kristy Flannery @InStilettos_NHL]

Conducted a very special interview this afternoon with former #NJDevils forward David Clarkson. He spoke highly of his time in New Jersey, the fans, and, of course, Mr. Lamoriello:

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

The World Cup hasn’t even started yet and we’re already planning New Jersey Dunkirk. The Europeans will never let us live this down.

[Anthony Corona @ACoronaNJD]

New Jersey Devils fans flocked to their local Modell's to get their hands on the 2003 Stanley Cup Champions gear! #NJDevils