TheseTweetsAreKayfabe

Wrestling tweets from a queer mark who loves Deathmatch, Puroresu, Joshi, and independent wrestling.
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[TheseTweetsAreKayfabe @TweetsAreKayfab]

About to go on a road trip to the Grand Canyon. Plan on taking I-70; if anyone knows any fun, spooky, gay, slutty, or weird attractions along the way, please comment them below!

Thank you

[Dramatic DDT @DramaticDDT]

Like I said, head over heels.

[The Dragon @BigWoodieStyle]

Psicosis takes flight but Ultraman 2000 moves.

A fan knocks the table down.

[岩頭岩 @gantogan1216]

2対1で弄ばれるシチュがたまらんです···!😍❤️

[TheseTweetsAreKayfabe @TweetsAreKayfab]

Rest in peice Terry Funk. The world of wrestling today would not be what it is without you.

[dannydemanto @dannydemanto]

They say “never meet your heroes”. Terry Funk proved to me that was a load of shit.

#RIPTerryFunk one of the greatest to ever live.

Thank you for all the memories that will live on forever.

[TheseTweetsAreKayfabe @TweetsAreKayfab]

@EFFYlives Rest up, them puppers deserve all the cuddles.

[John Philapavage @JohnPhilapavage]

📽️ The Life Of_archive: https://t.co/7i8fooiDoE

[TheseTweetsAreKayfabe @TweetsAreKayfab]

Happy Belated Bday to @EFFYlives

listened to the new @weekendateffy and now all I can think about is Effy wrestling at the Gathering of the Juggalos 🪓🤡

I've talked about going for years; if he gets booked, I'm going to have to make it happen 😅

https://t.co/ZIsitv73ad

[Raion @Raion74_]

Need to say it again - The WorkHorsemen freakin rule

What an insane combo #WatchDPW

[brett lauderdale @Lauderdale11]

One of sickest spots of the entire weekend

[TheseTweetsAreKayfabe @TweetsAreKayfab]

Lil over 10 mins until one of the most over wrestlers on the indies brings you that #MondayNotRaw over on his twitch.

The dawn of @EFFYlives is upon us.

https://t.co/AiGdG8oHnO

[ROGER TARGET @Roger_Target]

29 years ago - Misawa vs. Kawada, 6 stars by WON
This is one of the best, deepest and most personal rivalry in wrestling history. The blend of on-screen and off-screen that turns into the greatest possible chemistry in the ring
#ajpw @TheFourPillars1 @vintagepuro @davemeltzerWON

[The Dragon @BigWoodieStyle]

Zack Sabre Jr and Will Ospreay exchange offense until Sabre locks up Ospreay

[TheseTweetsAreKayfabe @TweetsAreKayfab]

Also... if theres enough footage for a bonus The Life of Bebop episode 👀 that would make this gay very happy.

[TheseTweetsAreKayfabe @TweetsAreKayfab]

Waking up this Saturday morning with a cup of coffee and watching @EFFYlives #TLO episodes on @indiewrestling.

The amount of Bebop and Cranberry footage in this is wholesome af. I wonder how much pupper footage there was in those 5 days worth of footage? 😂

[EFFY @EFFYlives]

don’t bring weed lol

[TheseTweetsAreKayfabe @TweetsAreKayfab]

@lowskydance @EFFYlives @weekendateffys Same! The other Juni Ito animie have been hit or miss for me but the Uzumaki one looks sooo amazing from the trailer... idk when we will see it but hopefully it'll be as good as it looks.

[TheseTweetsAreKayfabe @TweetsAreKayfab]

Hearing @lowskydance and @EFFYlives talk about Junji Ito's manga was not on my bingo card sheet for this weeks episode of @weekendateffys but it def made me happy as fuck.

https://t.co/ohYcRC2sUv

[TheseTweetsAreKayfabe @TweetsAreKayfab]

@lowskydance @EFFYlives @weekendateffys Omfg. I will need to pick up The Liminal Zone. I haven't read anything that's he's put out in the last couple years but I fond memories of reading Uzumaki at Barnes and Nobles I was in college and got my own copy when the semester ended. He's def my fav manga artist.