WOLF

[WOLF @TweetsByAwp]

"What is your greatest accomplishment?"
Me:

[Harry Gonzalez @gonzalezharry]

your wife when you tell her that you actually want to have sex with her and are attracted to her.

[the second ellie @kingepic22]

people complaining about tupac in stranger than heaven are really proving that they never listened to his music

[Chris Selley @cselley]

The City of Toronto ... was scalping tickets?

[j0nathan @xj0nathan]

Faut absolument que vous sachiez comment Ubisoft a traité cet homme (créateur de Assassin's Creed) comme une merde :

- en 2010 il commençait à dire qu'il voulait réduire la cadence avec les AC et que le fait d'annualiser la licence allait nuire à la qualité des jeux
- quelques mois après il est poussé vers la sortie et démissionne (sûrement harcelé par Ubisoft vous connaissez les méthodes 🥹)
- en 2011 il rejoint THQ qui fondent spécialement pour lui un sous studio et commence a bosser sur 1666 Amsterdam
- en 2013 Ubisoft rachète THQ et vire spécifiquement Patrice, et conservent par la même occasion tous les droits sur sa création 1666 Amsterdam
- en 2016, après 3 ans de bataille juridique acharnée, ils récupèrent les droits sur son jeu
- en 2026, 10 ans après, il nous présente enfin 1666 Amsterdam

[iza @izamamaa]

Wasn’t her husband assassinated in broad daylight here in the U.S. while Trump was president?

[Anthony Avon .Art @AnthonyAvonArt]

So stop it maybe? Who are you warning? I can't do anything, YOU are the UN.

[🦅 @JayZ0verrat3d]

after all them years of calling dude sleepy joe is CRAZY

[𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐮𝐬 @ImperiumFirst]

Female humor is just copying male humor and making it as unfunny as possible

[304Logic @304Logic]

Their lame ass responses aren’t hitting cuz there is no equivalent for being so fucking stupid that you start a relationship with your rapist

[Dave @d4kdd]

This isn't an exaggeration btw. You'll legitimately say this and they'll look at you like you're an abusive, controlling parent. It's astonishing.

[🕸️ @recreatings]

this gotta be the best one yet LMFAOOO

[A ৻ꪆ @doemisu]

I got in an argument in her comments because she made a video about how unhappy she was with all of her material privilege so I said she should probably try volunteering and maybe giving up some material and everyone said I was being ableist and didn’t understand depression

[Weekend Warrior ☝️🐉🏆🐏 @wwarrior_1]

remember when "seven" was a comically large number of exes to have

[Stella @StellaaSports]

Y’all can do everything But stand in the bus

[Kreationz 𓂀 @dekreationz]

“he was a good friend that’s why i can’t block him” lmao

[Tezas @Tezas_14]

Btw this is the same girl who blocked her dad but could not block her rapist 😭

[TDHBXG @TDHBXG]

They mean men, the women are going lol

[Smash JT @SmashJT]

> Removes "Men" from "X-Men"
> Sweet Baby Inc. is involved

Wolverine is cooked.

[MJay 🪬 @SinhaleseSavage]

whoever made the flirting vs harassment meme needs a PhD in psychology

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

i’m actually lost for words 😭