Kale

I WAS just a bunch of Kale who enjoyed being green, the occasional massage and a good farmers market. THEN I found Kale Blazer. NOW I’m spreading the love!

[Kale @TweetsByKale]

I could tweet about Kale Blazer forever, but now it’s time for me to move on to the next adventure. Stay green, my friends!

[Kale @TweetsByKale]

In the entire universe, Kale Blazer is the only one for me.

[Kale @TweetsByKale]

Kale Blazer is my top draft pick. Let's face it, Kale Blazer is my only draft pick.

[Kale @TweetsByKale]

Two roads diverged, I chose the one with Kale Blazer on it.

[Kale @TweetsByKale]

#MyBestDayIn3Words 5-hour massage.

[Kale @TweetsByKale]

Bicy-kale-ing with Kale Blazer is one of my favorite things to do.

[Kale @TweetsByKale]

A Kale Blazer that refills itself? Talk about a dream come true!

[Kale @TweetsByKale]

Is this what they mean by taking the high road?

[Kale @TweetsByKale]

I’m feeling nervous, Kale Blazer. Do I look a little greener than usual?

[Kale @TweetsByKale]

@kaylaanncan All you have to do is ask. :)

[Kale @TweetsByKale]

@_kyliebaker @NelsonxShawn A tweeting vegetable is certainly very lovable.

[Kale @TweetsByKale]

@JillianJanee @alexxcarol We have the same taste in Fairy Kales.

[Kale @TweetsByKale]

@Tobias_Lion @missyspitzer These are all Kale-riginals

[Kale @TweetsByKale]

@kaylaanncan I'm a tweeting vegetable. What's not to love? :)

[Kale @TweetsByKale]

@MaxIseler @SebieBee313 Is that a challenge?

[Kale @TweetsByKale]

Fairy-kales do come true!

[Kale @TweetsByKale]

@b_nolan7 As much as I love Kale Blazer, It's definitely better to drink than play with.

[Kale @TweetsByKale]

@MaxIseler @SebieBee313 Lets do both!

[Kale @TweetsByKale]

@TaylorCarlson23 😎

[Kale @TweetsByKale]

@Lindsmish @lysscoombs A tweeting vegetable. Why not?