LonzoPaul

perpetrator of misinformation | UofG

[LonzoPaul @TweetsByPaul_]

#GrowingUpCanadian Being convinced that this little hippo was running around your house when everyone was asleep

[c @fuxkchris]

@TweetsByPaul_ an absolute animal on the court more too come 🙌🏻#morelife #thegreatwhitehope

[LonzoPaul @TweetsByPaul_]

@gmurphyy go mariners

[LonzoPaul @TweetsByPaul_]

y’all need to start showing me more respect when i’m putting up a casual 30 in the NBA

[theScore @theScore]

Paul Watson Jr. dropped a career-high 30 points in the Raptors dub. 🦖

[kiara @kiaddev]

I miss Oreo Cakesters.

[c @fuxkchris]

man on a mission

[Kyle @KYLEWILDFERN]

can anyone get me on guest list for the grocery store this friday?

[LonzoPaul @TweetsByPaul_]

Making noodles

[clara T @ramencult]

Joe Exotic is Steve Irwin’s Wario

[Kyle @KYLEWILDFERN]

tryna see sumn

[Mark Phillips @SupremeDreams_1]

How we watching ESPN after they cancelled every other sport 🤦🏾‍♂️😂

[bitches is devious! @evrythingbella]

This man lives at Cassie Campbell

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

[Bauer board meeting]

Bauer: ok so everyone is switching to ccm and warrior. Any ideas?

Dude named Jeff: *lets out a huge fucking burp* uhhh..wanna just put a hole in the blade and raise the price to $500? We can say it has like slingshot accuracy or some shit

Bauer: ok

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The Patriots are FUCKED tomorrow https://t.co/9BkrasLqnO

[c @fuxkchris]

if this ain’t spencer

[6lack StarGazer | The Posse @Jaywop6]

Going to tell my kids this is Gilbert Arenas

[s @superskrong]

who the fuck was watchin victorious

[Darth Messi @DarthMessi]

NY Yankees slugger Aaron Judge and Houston Astros leader José Altuve before and after the 2019 AL Championship Series

[KYL @kylelebon]

saw lil homie playing w his yo-yo in line at target, asked to take a vid because he was murdering it, turns out literally last weekend he won the national yo-yo world championship in california 😂