Usman Ghafoor

Progressive commentator and friendly neighborhood shit stirrer... Here to break the conspiracy, question the reality, and crush the hypocrisy.

[Usman Ghafoor @TweetsByUsman]

Baby Usman- “Mommmm, my eye is twitching.”

My Mom- “oh don’t worry. That’s good luck. You’re gonna be rich.”
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Baby Jeff Bezos- “Mother, my eye is twitching.”

Jeff Bezos Mom- “Listen you little shit. Make sure it never stops. We’re gonna own the world one day. Muahahahaha.”

[Usman Ghafoor @TweetsByUsman]

@UberEats I placed an order today. The driver brought the wrong order, took a picture of it, marked it delivered and then took it with him. Customer service is not helping. They claim the issue is not refundable. Just to provide insight, I ordered 2 pizzas. That’s not a pizza.

[Usman Ghafoor @TweetsByUsman]

Austin Theory thought he was doing something wearing Timbs to the Garden… Sit down boy… You chokin them #WWERaw

[Usman Ghafoor @TweetsByUsman]

Unless it stickin, we ain’t countin this snow. The snow drought continues. #NYsnow

[Usman Ghafoor @TweetsByUsman]

Only thing good about “What if Season 2- Peggy Carter fan fiction” is Kahhori.

[Usman Ghafoor @TweetsByUsman]

Kahhorri is the goat. Peggy needs to die asap.

[Usman Ghafoor @TweetsByUsman]

Peggy Carter has the infinity gems now. Oh god, when will it end?

[Usman Ghafoor @TweetsByUsman]

Why didn’t they just call ‘what if’ Peggy Carter… smh

I never wanna see her again. Idk which one of you Peggy stans has dirt on Feige, but this is ridiculous.

[Usman Ghafoor @TweetsByUsman]

@twsoIdier Imagine calling one character to your universe to help save reality and you choose Peggy Carter 😂

[Usman Ghafoor @TweetsByUsman]

@BrandonTierney your partner is a shmuck that has no idea what he’s talking about but he’s gonna tell people that he’s gonna educate them. Coles not going anywhere. He doesn’t have a regular opt out. They can just add a year on and block it. He’s a hater.

[Usman Ghafoor @TweetsByUsman]

@BarackObama Stfu @BarackObama

[Mookie Betts @mookiebetts]

One of the coolest moments of ya boy’s entire career! Bro is a man of his word 😂👶🏼 #babymookie

[Usman Ghafoor @TweetsByUsman]

@Suns @RexChapman @FIBA Eric Gordon can still jump like that?!!

[Usman Ghafoor @TweetsByUsman]

Who’s this moron on wfan that thinks Stanton isn’t hustling? My guy, he can’t fking run. He’s broken down. That’s all he can do. It’s not in his control.

[Usman Ghafoor @TweetsByUsman]

@pinstripealley It’s a fking joke. That was a foot high. And it was from a pitcher that’s been wild the whole inning. Already had a walk and that was a 3-1 pitch. Can’t believe he got that call. Ruined the whole inning.

[Usman Ghafoor @TweetsByUsman]

@natcandelaria24 I agree boone fked up the pitching tonight but Cole has 95 lol

[Usman Ghafoor @TweetsByUsman]

@wiccankitsch Exactly. Peter would die trying to find another way.

[Usman Ghafoor @TweetsByUsman]

@Serastria @NewSalvage But we know a lot of those spider people and they would not have agreed with Miguel.

[Usman Ghafoor @TweetsByUsman]

@siegully @NewSalvage Bullshit. Peter Parker would never fear Miguel O’Hara.

[Usman Ghafoor @TweetsByUsman]

@olivia5195 @NewSalvage But we knew a lot of those spider people. And they wouldn’t have agreed with him.

[Usman Ghafoor @TweetsByUsman]

@Xian1889 @NewSalvage But we know a lot of the spider people they showed. And they wouldn’t have sided with miguel. They went too far.