*hedge funds buy risky short options with definitionally unlimited potential losses*
Trading platforms: Ah yes, the potential market risk is too high from those short options so let's restrict *checks notes* those damn Redditors.
So I was making a sandwich, when my ciabatta loaf kept telling me I was putting too much mayo on, and that the lettuce was wilted, and that there wasn't enough ham.
...apparently I had gotten a critical roll.
This holiday season,
when buying a gift for the man who has everything,
give them nothing!
but take from them everything!!!!!!
*rattling spears in background*
I just learned rapper Joe Budden was actually born Joseph Budden and that's not a marijuana-inspired pun on former-Vice-President Joe Biden. I am hella shook.
@zorawinfred (in all seriousness, academics differ widely on date cutoffs, but I'm using the Strauss–Howe generational model since they coined the term)
*priest at my funeral*: The dearly departed left a final statement before he passed, thanking his sisters Olive and Dee...
*my mom*: ...Who??!
*me, sticking my my head out from the casket*: Olive... Dees... NUTS!
*quiet and mournful voice in audience*: Got eeeeeeeeeeeemm....
@harmfulsweetz@SharonSki666 (in all seriousness, academics differ widely on date cutoffs, but I'm using the Strauss–Howe generational model since they coined the term)
I really want to know whose job it is to review those forced "surveys" to read news articles.
"Sir, the results appear to show that 90% of our readers are females under the age of 7 with an average of twelve kids, thirty-seven arrests, and over a billion dollars in their IRA."