Tweets R Us

My Tweets, My Life. ⚪️⚪️ Issue w it? Unfollow. Problem w it? Deal w it. ⚪️⚪️My friends are : Buddy Wi, GodComplex + BigHam (twins), Old Sweaty, Nina and Obama.

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As I was typing this someone skipped it so that’s comedic

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Imagine dragons is on my do not play list and every time it comes on I feel a twang of ickiness

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I am tired

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@BuddyWi17092251 Corn dog

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@WalterMcFeet Now this is good stuff

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@englisht3acher One of my favorites is adding my old coach’s email to spam email list

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This is a little bit of an aggressive tweet but it’s what I’ve seen

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Only fat people get “dolce” at Starbucks

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@WalterMcFeet @brkfastsushi Your story just reminded me of my own ear saga and I thought I would share

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@WalterMcFeet @brkfastsushi Blew my ear drum out playing lacrosse & couldn’t hear for weeks or headphones. So when I went to have my hearing test done I couldn’t hear the receptionist asking me if I had a hearing test done. When I eventually got it & told her yes, I did, I think she was relieved.

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I just was thinking about something I have to do and I had the thought “you’re literally a mobuff”

Good to know that one stuck in my brain somewhere all this time

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just dropped my phone in my dogs water bowl so I’ll be offline for the foreseeable future.

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I am a fan of the ceiling fan and that’s that. I’d like one in every room of my house one day

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Just did my first organized race and I have so many thoughts. I don’t really know

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Pair that with the men on the corner burning incense and preaching through their travel microphone speaker combo

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Sometimes I like Philadelphia a lot and other times I’m in the grocery store and an old woman asks me if I want to go with her to find and buy some jello and I don’t like it anymore

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I ate more fettuccine Alfredo and drank less water than I have in my entire life

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@BuddyWi17092251 Did you tweet this from there…?

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How do you even end up w an android like

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@6_3Hammer Hopefully they also have 13.1 bumper stickers! To commemorate the feat