Spider-Man

Catches thieves just like flies.

[Spider-Man @TweetsSpiderMan]

@lokilauren You tryna’ tell me looking at that pic didn’t make yours hurt too?! C’mon now! 😂

[Spider-Man @TweetsSpiderMan]

Last RT made my nipples hurt!

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

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[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

Was Luke Skywalker just being rude?

[Spider-Man @TweetsSpiderMan]

@katelynnreads Do it, you won’t regret it!

[Spider-Man @TweetsSpiderMan]

@ginapichulo More like an espresso mixed with Redbull. But yeah, you get the idea.

[Spider-Man @TweetsSpiderMan]

@Kristieedwards_ @nylechallinor_ @santa My work here is done. Have a merry Christmas and a happy new year, you beautiful fuckers!

[Spider-Man @TweetsSpiderMan]

@nylechallinor_ @Kristieedwards_ @santa Oh, yeah! Santa, that’s right! Sorry, Nyle. My mistake. 🤙🏼😏

[Spider-Man @TweetsSpiderMan]

@Kristieedwards_ @nylechallinor_ Do it for the team, @nylechallinor_, do it for the team!

[Spider-Man @TweetsSpiderMan]

@Kristieedwards_ Orrrr... maybe hint to someone to get it for you, I think that’s a better idea!

[Spider-Man @TweetsSpiderMan]

You need Jesus. https://t.co/G15ZGobLot

[Spider-Man @TweetsSpiderMan]

@77onesoul Sometimes, I run outta web cartridges so the motorcycle’s my only choice of transportation. And Mrs Clause? Well, Santa doesn’t share his reindeer.

[Spider-Man @TweetsSpiderMan]

@JacksGapsRaps That’ll do, proud of you!

[Spider-Man @TweetsSpiderMan]

@JacksGapsRaps I’m hoping your next tweet’s gonna be “And I still have a pair now”?

[Spider-Man @TweetsSpiderMan]

@jamieehudson_ Do it!

[Spider-Man @TweetsSpiderMan]

JoJo the real MVP! https://t.co/Xxevtmxveu

[MacDuff @netflix_user24]

@comicsexplained Spider-Man hands down 🕷️🕸️

[Spider-Man @TweetsSpiderMan]

@yours_Phoebe68 No, thank you!

[Spider-Man @TweetsSpiderMan]

Oh, Mil- uh I mean, fuck... what do I mean? Anyways, we’re good! https://t.co/eqMVOixv6R

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@Lowcrowmat @Shitpost_guy @pessaIius Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t realize becoming a billionaire and learning martial arts made you “superhuman”.

[Spider-Man @TweetsSpiderMan]

@Lowcrowmat @Shitpost_guy @pessaIius What, and some rich guy who isn’t even a superhero is first? He doesn’t have powers, therefore he isn’t a “super”hero. Thus... I win.