Ca-Boy

I’m like Beats by Dre but if you really want the best audio quality read my tweets out loud.

[Ca-Boy @TweetsbyCaBoy1]

@jk_rowling Please shut the fuck up

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I just got rick rolled in a fucking 5 guys

[Ca-Boy @TweetsbyCaBoy1]

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SPRIN
LIBRAL

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Waldo’s not even fucking here I fucking hate you Waldo

[Ca-Boy @TweetsbyCaBoy1]

Still no Batman mask

[Ca-Boy @TweetsbyCaBoy1]

When I type in we’ll it auto corrects to well. When I type in Hell I get he’ll. Why don’t you grab my ears before you fuck my butt @tim_cook

[Ca-Boy @TweetsbyCaBoy1]

Just tried to unlock my house with my truck key

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My mom mad at me cuz I’m thuggin

[Ca-Boy @TweetsbyCaBoy1]

@Karlon03940714 I’m broke but that’s cuz I been buyin shiiit

[Ca-Boy @TweetsbyCaBoy1]

You wanna cross streams in the men’s room trough or are you a square

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Karlon eats weiners better than anyone ask him

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Just escaped the matrix

[Ca-Boy @TweetsbyCaBoy1]

Do you take your yogurt by the tub or tube👀

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Swifties please help me with my tax return

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I bought a Scrub Daddy and now I’m gay

[Ca-Boy @TweetsbyCaBoy1]

My best purchase of 2022 was Kool-Aid Jammers

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Treat me like you would a dog

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@sonicdrivein You can be my runner-up

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Rock Springs is just of a bunch of Karlons and kids that wear American Fighter t-shirts that drive their daddy’s Duramax

[Ca-Boy @TweetsbyCaBoy1]

I lay awake each night with regret. I should’ve gotten the vaccination😣