Doctor GOD

Whistleblower. Calling OUT the Unthinkable. #KillandBill #FuckDaPatient SATIRE/Parody acct

[Doctor GOD @TweetsofDrGOD]

One day history will look back on us and see what MONSTERS we really are, but until then, let's keep maximizing our profits. #allgooddocs #docs #doctors #whitecoat

https://t.co/1XvalZDre7

[Doctor GOD @TweetsofDrGOD]

@HealyValley @NBCNews The hospital is so disorganized that any nurse can easily kill patients. What matters is the money keeps rolling in. Nice touch billing for the ct scan, and originally ruling the death was from natural causes. More gofundme's for nurses and doctors! Fuck da patient!

[Doctor GOD @TweetsofDrGOD]

This is a great job, we get paid for ANYTHING WE DO! Yah! Even Dr. Duntsch was paid for his boo boos, too bad he got caught. A role model for all of us. https://t.co/pJGpyt0jRu

[Doctor GOD @TweetsofDrGOD]

It's so easy to trick women into unnecessary hysterectomies, but even if you can't, just get them under anesthesia and the sky is the limit. Over 1/3 of women under 60 in the US have lost their uterus, we are working on making it 50% of all women. Thank you, thank you very much

[Doctor GOD @TweetsofDrGOD]

@slice_dr He was a colleague of mine, performed many unnecessary surgeries without consent, but luckily he died before he could be prosecuted. Whew!

[Redonda Caught @Redondaparody]

@slice_dr I love it when the surgeons with whom I work unilaterally cross out signed consent forms and do whatever they want. Surprise!

The medical board sees no problem with it, either. Patients get maimed or killed, and they have no power to defend themselves. We have a license to kill!

[Dr. Slice and Dice MD @slice_dr]

One of my esteemed colleagues who writes hysterectomy on the consent form after it’s signed. It’s just too bad he croaked in the midst of a lawsuit.

[Doctor GOD @TweetsofDrGOD]

@Impactingright Shhhhh, if women knew this it would definitely impact our income. We need these surgeries to stay in business. It's a body part you can do without, stop crying.

[Doctor GOD @TweetsofDrGOD]

To all good doctors: How to trick women into unnecessary hysterectomy!

How you say??? "bait and switch" "tumor" and/or "cancer" 😂

Don't worry, no patients read this guy's books, so yah gives us great tips!

TRIPLE THE FEE! BAM! 💰

#somedocs
#medtwitter
#MedEd

[Doctor GOD @TweetsofDrGOD]

How many #patients did you kill today? Don't worry good docs, it's anonymous.

#whitecoat
#doctors
#nurses

[Doctor GOD @TweetsofDrGOD]

@Redondaparody Time to play!

[Doctor GOD @TweetsofDrGOD]

I'm sure that all my #whitecoat colleagues will agree that we don't need these whining #patients on Twitter, clogging up the airways with their unnecessary no consent surgery bullshit. If you disagree, please comment.

#FuckDaPatient
#KillandBill
#doctors
#MedTwitter

[Redonda Caught @Redondaparody]

@TweetsofDrGOD Just slllliiiidddeeee that white curtain closed!

[Doctor GOD @TweetsofDrGOD]

@Redondaparody Redonda I love you, meet me in the drug closet? Yes just a tiny bit. #KillandBill

[Doctor GOD @TweetsofDrGOD]

I admit, sometimes I fudge #consent forms because often the minor surgery that would benefit the patient doesn't pay enough. The major #surgeries are our bread and butter. Hospitals demand it to keep our surgical privileges. It's not our fault.

[Doctor GOD @TweetsofDrGOD]

If I decide to cut out something extra because I can bill at a higher rate, who is to stop me?

[Redonda Caught @Redondaparody]

@TweetsofDrGOD I could never disagree! I almost got away with it and the patient I murdered! Some damn “whistle blower” turned me in.

Thankfully, all my buds on the board saved me - I walked without a scratch, and I’m still working to this day!

[Doctor GOD @TweetsofDrGOD]

@Redondaparody These damn whistle blowers need to be GONE. We've gotten rid of most of them, but there's always a few that slip through. I just have to remember to do it in a hospital where killing and maiming are legal and no one is watching.

[Doctor GOD @TweetsofDrGOD]

@Redondaparody

[Doctor GOD @TweetsofDrGOD]

Calm down everyone, don't let a few deaths get in the way of this hospital's profits. https://t.co/nubjNVXmPm

[Redonda Caught @Redondaparody]

@TweetsofDrGOD Bwahahahahaaa as if! We have the best PR team! Horrified?

We are stunned anyone gets out alive!

What’s really supercool is that everyone is told they need these tests routinely! A constant revenue stream!

Hahahahaah #stilllaughing

[Doctor GOD @TweetsofDrGOD]

@Redondaparody Love you girl! We gotta pay our bills and put food on the table, everyone understands that.

[Redonda Caught @Redondaparody]

@TweetsofDrGOD Everyone knows, THIS is how you create a revenue stream for life. It’s literally the best deal going!

Well, not the stupid patients, maybe, but who cares? We have stuff to buy! #privatetrusts keep us safe and our assets are always protected!

[Redonda Caught @Redondaparody]

@HCharades @kaibaby28 @HealyValley @BaringMyClaws @Dancebycarrie @slice_dr @TweetsofDrGOD @MccooleyLlc @LeaptoadS @DoctorCrimes @NoJusticeHug It was thrilling to see nurses talking about taking away trach-ed patient’s whiteboards today just to torture them. Nothing makes me happier than when my colleagues torture patients who have no voice.

[Doctor GOD @TweetsofDrGOD]

@medicalcorrupt @CBSNews @ABC @NBCNews @BBCWorld @BBCBreaking @BBC @NoJusticeHug @Rights4Patients This sounds like my kind of hospital! I never thought about writing that I feel up my #patients in my reviews, but it's a great idea! Girl, a lot of us #docs would like to get our hands on you. Yah, nice tight little body.