Aarpee

In search of inner calmness..
parody account of @Read2Smile

[Aarpee @TweetsofRP]

Hindu Muslim Sikh Isai sabko jode wifi.

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

STOP!!!! comparing yourself to people who have support systems.

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Such a boring planet: no dragons, fairies, vampires, or werewolves.

[Human 🌱 @6tanky]

If the movie Border had been made after 2014.

[Aarpee @TweetsofRP]

Nahi karna mujhe WhatsApp username reserve

[Aarpee @TweetsofRP]

Where is your Halloween picture?

On adhaar card.

[Aarpee @TweetsofRP]

Ladkiwale: Dahej mai kya loge?

Engineer: Job

*Rishta cancel*

[Aarpee @TweetsofRP]

Being dumb and all other people knew about it except you

[scar @imfat]

name something worse than being broke. i'll wait.

[Khushamtweet! @XitijNanavaty]

Interviewer : Tell me something about Pele

Altaf Raja :Sir,Pele to kabhi kabhi Gam tha, Ab to har pal hi teri yaad satati he

*Both cries*

[Khushamtweet! @XitijNanavaty]

The Hum Paanch creators actually turned a photo in to a video before AI was a thing ….!

[Aarpee @TweetsofRP]

We all are KarmaChari of life.

[Aarpee @TweetsofRP]

If you go to college with water bottle and returned home with some water in bottle then probably you have no friends.

[Aarpee @TweetsofRP]

How to spot a newbie in Mumbai local?

He'll have his bag on backside.

[KARMAKHIZ @karmakhiz01]

The fastest way to kill a good idea is asking ten people what they think.

[Aarpee @TweetsofRP]

@Being_Humor Itne saal baad mujhe follow back dedo thakur

[Aarpee @TweetsofRP]

Almost 30 years

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

I was wondering if anyone has been blessed with a long-time friend they’ve known for 20 years or more.

[Good Guy @gooljaar]

@kunalb11 They spend too much time on twitter asking opinions

[Aarpee @TweetsofRP]

Tweet like this

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

If money wasn't a concern, what would you do every day

[Aarpee @TweetsofRP]

Today someone said..

Baap ke paiso se bullet chalti thi.. apne paiso se splendor...

[Aarpee @TweetsofRP]

[Takes shortcut]
"5₹ bachake kya ukhaad lega?"

[Takes normal route]
"Baap ke paas bahot paise hai?"