A company was on the verge of collapse.
The CFO found a solution:
“Cut $500 from every employee's salary and we survive.”
But the CEO did something smarter.
Day 1: HR spreads a rumor: “Mass layoffs are coming.”
All Employees Panicked
EMI’s.
Rent’s
Three days later: ↓↓
I told my son, “You’ll marry the girl I choose.”
He said, “No.”
I said, “She’s Bill Gates’ daughter.”
He said, “Okay.”
I called Bill Gates. “I want your daughter to marry my son.”
He said, “No.”
I said, “My son is CEO of the World Bank.”
He said, “Okay.”
I called the World Bank. “Make my son CEO.”
They said, “No.”
I said, “He’s Bill Gates’ son-in-law.”
They said, “Okay.”
That’s how the world works.
World:
As expected the famous/infamous football scene has been removed by the CBFC in India from #DhurandharTheRevenge
I knew football will never get the deserved recognition in this country 😂🙏
Leaving a toxic workplace is a weird feeling… like you’re relieved you’ve finally left, but also annoyed that a perfectly good job has been unnecessarily ruined by a few people creating a horrible work culture.
I used to be cool but now I say things like
does this have sugar?
how oily is that?
I can't go out, I have to be in bed by 10 pm
I have an office tomorrow