CA Takshil Niburani

Ambivert.
Chartered accountant.

[CA Takshil Niburani @TweettMasterr]

Post credit scene
#GameOfThronesFinale
#GameOfThrones https://t.co/uFidyWiEpu

[Pratham khanna @Portfolio_Bull]

A company was on the verge of collapse.

The CFO found a solution:

“Cut $500 from every employee's salary and we survive.”

But the CEO did something smarter.

Day 1:
HR spreads a rumor:
“Mass layoffs are coming.”

All Employees Panicked

EMI’s.
Rent’s

Three days later: ↓↓

[CA Takshil Niburani @TweettMasterr]

@drmbct @RailwaySeva The concerned person has solved the issue. Thanks

[CA Takshil Niburani @TweettMasterr]

My PNR - 8147661505
SOMEONE HAS OCCUPIED MY SEAT AND NOT LETTING me seat on my seat kindly help @RailMadad @RailwaySeva @Central_Railway

[Veloria 🌊 @veloriahq]

I told my son, “You’ll marry the girl I choose.”
He said, “No.”

I said, “She’s Bill Gates’ daughter.”
He said, “Okay.”

I called Bill Gates. “I want your daughter to marry my son.”
He said, “No.”

I said, “My son is CEO of the World Bank.”
He said, “Okay.”

I called the World Bank. “Make my son CEO.”
They said, “No.”

I said, “He’s Bill Gates’ son-in-law.”
They said, “Okay.”

That’s how the world works.
World:

[CA Takshil Niburani @TweettMasterr]

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[CA Takshil Niburani @TweettMasterr]

@SagarMakhijani1 Bsdk tereko yaha gulchhare udane ka time barabar mil raha hai

[Aamir 2100cr SRK 1100cr @Rancho119]

As expected the famous/infamous football scene has been removed by the CBFC in India from #DhurandharTheRevenge

I knew football will never get the deserved recognition in this country 😂🙏

[CA Takshil Niburani @TweettMasterr]

@Portfolio_Bull @12 @SagarMakhijani1 ye dekh

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

Leaving a toxic workplace is a weird feeling… like you’re relieved you’ve finally left, but also annoyed that a perfectly good job has been unnecessarily ruined by a few people creating a horrible work culture.

[CA Takshil Niburani @TweettMasterr]

@dealztrendz @grok elaborate free movie ticket upto rupees 500

[CA Takshil Niburani @TweettMasterr]

@Its_CineHub You forgot the kalki frame

[CA Takshil Niburani @TweettMasterr]

@prachitripath1 Same

[CA Takshil Niburani @TweettMasterr]

I used to be cool but now I say things like

does this have sugar?
how oily is that?
I can't go out, I have to be in bed by 10 pm
I have an office tomorrow

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@chiragbarjatya + ahmedabad plane crash

[Sunil Rao @memer_mitron]

Motivation of the day!

[CA Takshil Niburani @TweettMasterr]

@kdhiraj123 When will be convocation for nov 24 CAs?

[Honest Dhoni Fan💛💛 @WhistlePoduCsk7]

🚨 Breaking News: CSK CEO reportedly offered ₹25 crore to MS Dhoni to leave the franchise!!!