Tweeting Jesus

I'm Jesus, tweeting from the SKY!!!!

[Tweeting Jesus @Tweezus]

The lord cameth upon me, and the lord spaketh. The lord sent me a 4096 bit AES key and it was #600D

[Tweeting Jesus @Tweezus]

#NFT for all that is HOLY!!!

[Tweeting Jesus @Tweezus]

Teh universe Spinz.

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And teh allmighty spaketh, and teh allmighy SEZ: Let there be TWEETS

[Tweeting Jesus @Tweezus]

An teh allmight hovered over the THANGZ, and teh allmight spaketh, and teh allmight spaket the THANGZ that made shit. And it was goooooooood

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In teh beginning was teh WORDZ. And teh WORDZ was without form. And teh WORDS were no more than 140 characters in length.