Isaac Conoclast

Grateful for this lifetime of making what others would call "poor choices."

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I didn't, but the site reminded me... #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I don't, probably because I'd been drinking! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I don't, but apparently it was today. Probably drunk... #MyTwitterAnniversary

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I swear, some people pore over a tweet left and right, looking for a word or turn of phrase that they can object to and then excoriate in a tweet of their own.

Go pick nits.

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You know who you are, and you know why we're not talking about this. It's hardly a discussion, much less up for debate.

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I don't mind paying someone in exchange for sex, as long as it's someone who doesn't mind sex in exchange for payment.

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Some days are better than others. This one is just fine.

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I did the best I could with what I had to work with.

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If a chapter ends on a down note, do you stop reading the book?

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For two people in the midst of seizing the moment, this doesn't make good sense.

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We talk about the end more than we should, she and I.

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After being grateful, what are you supposed to do after your heart's greatest and most impossible wish comes true? #existentialcrisis

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For all the time we spent disagreeing, it was weird being at his service and being told by so many different people how I'm so much like him. I miss my dad.

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I need to stay off the internet. I find something new and upsetting every single day.

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Everyone around me seems so angry today. I hope it's not me.

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Another day where the world insisted on trying to tell me who I am. It's so tiring!

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I remain hopelessly hopeful.

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When I was younger, I spent a lot of time trying to figure out how to be somebody, not knowing that I already was.

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It never ceases to amaze me that some people take pride in being unkind.

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I enjoy the way my face feels when I say the word "eleven".