Twenty Pound Carp

Grass roots Ann Arbor local politician. Bottom feeder. [email protected]

[Twenty Pound Carp @TwentyPoundCarp]

Another moral victory in the bag.

[Garrett Scott @billybakkus]

Bootlegs.

https://t.co/nKTiv8HEe6
Stay tuned!

[Twenty Pound Carp @TwentyPoundCarp]

Find me on Next Door.

[Twenty Pound Carp @TwentyPoundCarp]

Citizen? Or advocate?

[Twenty Pound Carp @TwentyPoundCarp]

Happy to be Number 2 on your RCV ballot, but I always want to be ranked Number 1 in your heart.

[Twenty Pound Carp @TwentyPoundCarp]

Show me an emergency and I'll manage it.

[Twenty Pound Carp @TwentyPoundCarp]

"Excellence."

[Twenty Pound Carp @TwentyPoundCarp]

Looking at my election record, if anyone has ever made a fetish out of the claim that “losing is fun,” I might well be that carp.

[Scott McDermott 📡 @scottm32768]

Does @TwentyPoundCarp care to comment on this?

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@cynicalgrrl Loosely following H. Melville, I am with this account something of a poor devil of a Sub-Sub.

[Twenty Pound Carp @TwentyPoundCarp]

To walk around with my pants on in daily life is dishonest. To wear my pants is to force others to complete in their own minds the obscene public display of my organs of generation.

[Twenty Pound Carp @TwentyPoundCarp]

Dude Process.

[Twenty Pound Carp @TwentyPoundCarp]

A Bird scooter spotted. It’s about two blocks away. I cannot tell whether it is beeping or not. We cannot take any chances. A SWAT team has been dispatched.

[Twenty Pound Carp @TwentyPoundCarp]

@vkgmi Sorry, this scenario is rejected as being waaay too obvious with its symbolism.

[Twenty Pound Carp @TwentyPoundCarp]

I mean, I’m just fantasizing here, but man—wouldn’t it be kind of cool if people could safely cross the Stadium/Packard intersection on foot (or in their wheelchairs, strollers, etc.) even after it has snowed?

[E V @w8emv]

Members of council are shouting over public comment by @akgood #a2council

[Twenty Pound Carp @TwentyPoundCarp]

Um, hey?

#carp

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@w8emv @xMegaMichellex I think there are some in here somewhere.

[Twenty Pound Carp @TwentyPoundCarp]

Bolt v. City of Lansing

https://t.co/0P57PGsRTI

[Twenty Pound Carp @TwentyPoundCarp]

I approve of animal-based pranks, cryptozoological or not.

[This is Love @thisisloveshow]

The Clearwater Monster's tracks first appeared in February 1948. And they just kept showing up. By late fall, the intrigue brought famed naturalist Ivan T. Sanderson to Florida for an investigation. His conclusion? A giant penguin had made the tracks. https://t.co/O6zgYFvD3J

[Twenty Pound Carp @TwentyPoundCarp]

The War on Calm.