Mac 😅😛

Memes, MTG, metal and Malibu black. 🙏🏻

[Mac 😅😛 @TwerkForSubway]

Ask me anything! https://t.co/gcPwZ9eCbq

[Mac 😅😛 @TwerkForSubway]

Is it just me or do e-thots smell like pennies that have been stuck under a couch cushion for at least 9 years and disappointed parents

[Mac 😅😛 @TwerkForSubway]

Embraced it,
I tabled all my aces,
But I can’t seem to break ahead.

I’m anxious,
It’s fucking with my chances of redemption.

Footprints embedded in my skin,
Love-struck so I can never win.
It’s pulling me back,
Take everything I have.

[Mac 😅😛 @TwerkForSubway]

@dylan__hunter @SaffronOlive Being an aura, if the creature it enchants dies, it ceases to have a valid target and thus goes to the graveyard. Nonbo with doom in the way you’re suggesting.

[Mac 😅😛 @TwerkForSubway]

My face when people from like 5-10 years ago still come at me on the same energy they had towards me in high school. I think the fuck not 🙃🤦🏻‍♂️😆

[Mac 😅😛 @TwerkForSubway]

@jess__beebe Felt that shit dude. I haven’t used Twitter in like 5 years hahahaha

[Mac 😅😛 @TwerkForSubway]

Hey, @ATT. I have a question: would you be paying 300/300th’s of the price for not even 1/300th of the speed you’re promised? #Garbage

[Mac 😅😛 @TwerkForSubway]

@coL_noxious @SaffronOlive @commanderinmtg Throw in Krark’s Thumb and now we’re talkin’.

[Mac 😅😛 @TwerkForSubway]

@aubreycorbin Who hurt you so bad that you have a predisposition to judge someone based on hocus pocus mumbojumbo? 10 pound flounder eating a quarter pounder headass

[KYR SP33DY @KYR_SP33DY]

No, fuck you

[Wedge @TheManaSource]

For when your brain is betraying you:

You matter.
You ARE important.
You deserve to be alive.
You deserve happiness.
You are NEVER alone.

This community cares about you.

I care.

We care.

You can overcome this. I promise you can. I believe in you. We all do.

<3

[Mac 😅😛 @TwerkForSubway]

@maro254 All colors: WhY iS sToNeFoRgE mYsTiC sTiLl BaNnEd In MoDeRn????

[Mac 😅😛 @TwerkForSubway]

@burlierwand42 @sailormalcriada I mean she’s dating franklin the turtle so this /barely/ counts

[😎😒😎😒 @_notshitposting]

One of the fan signs in #Toronto said “KD drinks hotdog water,” and honestly I believe that’s probably the secret ingredient to his Wheaties.

[MTGGoldfish @MTGGoldfish]

I've entered to win a Ridge Wallet and Modern Masters 2015 Booster Box courtesy of @MTGGoldfish and @RidgeWallet https://t.co/y44LNuQKga

[Mac 😅😛 @TwerkForSubway]

@t3rrkillinit Deadass hmu whenever you’re in Ohio, I’ll swing by. 🤙🏻

[Mac 😅😛 @TwerkForSubway]

Dry texters make me want to put a brick between my eyes and aggressively nod yes until I can’t feel annoyed.

[Mac 😅😛 @TwerkForSubway]

Not rly one to subtweet so I’ll just shrug emoji and assume that you get the message 🤣🤷🏻‍♂️

[Mac 😅😛 @TwerkForSubway]

I’ve come to a stage in my life where being petty has lost all of its fun.

[Mac 😅😛 @TwerkForSubway]

@aubreycorbin R u ok