Lasagna del Rey

I'm just chillin' in Cedar Rapids

[rachel wolfson @rachelwolfson]

the space between christmas and new years is known as the taint

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

I’d put down my phone but unfortunately if I’m present with my thoughts and feelings nearly two years into the pandemic I’ll have a total fucking breakdown so. No thanks

[prance @bocxtop]

christmas is fun cuz ur family gets an entire day to make comments that will ruin the rest of your week

[db 🖤 @dbcxptures]

This Tik Tok era is forced, vine just felt far more natural.

[Lasagna del Rey @TwiitterlessDad]

@kllykrps @claycribbs RT for updates

[Lasagna del Rey @TwiitterlessDad]

I am DECEASED

[jacky @JackWilliamRtF]

when mom asks what you wanna pet at the aquarium touch tank

[jourdyn berry @JourdynBerry]

I dream about the day Steve Harvey just completely loses it on a family. We are close.

[Jennifer Wright @JenAshleyWright]

Every woman sobbing on election night knew what was coming.

[Nikki Glaser @NikkiGlaser]

This is mandatory to watch https://t.co/6g3xlMOAPT

[Keith Habersberger @KeithHabs]

#Chickenwatch2k18 is here!!! Is Nashville Hot Chicken The Best In The World? https://t.co/aJr7mUtFhG

[Amanda Brooke Perrin @brookeperrin]

WE DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS WE JUST WANTED EQUAL PAY https://t.co/Rz2k8cqH2k

[𝔅𝔯𝔬𝔫𝔴𝔶𝔫 @brxnwyn]

Again, pro choice does not mean pro abortion. It means it’s not my business so I keep my noise to myself and don’t shame other woman bc I’m not them and idk what they’ve been through or why they came to that decision.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

my sober brain: I'm independent, I don't need a man, I'm living my best life, being single? amazing. Iconic.
my drunk brain: *choking back tears* I just want to hold somebody's FUCKING hand

[Grace Garde @ggarde2]

Donald Trump changing the White House answering machine so that it says he can't come to the phone bc the democrats shutdown the government is truly the most petty thing I've ever heard. And I spent 4 years in a sorority so I've kinda heard a lot of petty

[Lasagna del Rey @TwiitterlessDad]

@CaitlinSnook @DisneyAulani It’s on O’ahu, but it looks super cool!