Twin.City.Timothy

(Timothy Lingenfelder) Writerist, Satirist, Sarcasticarist, Humorist and survivorist of Minnesota winters, the war in Iraq, and 9/11 attack.

[Twin.City.Timothy @TwinCityTimothy]

Justice Samuel Alito had a symbol of insurrectionist solidarity flying on his lawn while hearing cases on Trump's efforts to overturn the 2020 election. Sign the petition to demand he recuse himself immediately or be removed by Chief Justice John Roberts! https://t.co/C6iDGtEG0c

[Sarah Larchmont @SarahLarchmont]

NORTH CAROLINA.

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@joncoopertweets Whale!

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Wait, water? What?

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: In a terribly embarrassing moment for Trump, Fox News has to cut away from his speech because he isn’t making any coherent sense. It’s beyond clear Trump is senile. Retweet so all Americans see this.

[Twin.City.Timothy @TwinCityTimothy]

Did you think you were the only one who didn’t believe in eternal love? or What has been the situation in which you have been most embarrassed? Read what other Throw users have to say about it!

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@LennyKravitz @ray_ban Sending love and some great juju to you and yours -- all the way from Minneapolis! #BeNiceTheEnd #ChunksOfJoy

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@missjuliebrown Yup. It's just that simple. And it's simply just. #BeNiceTheEnd

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@TheKalenAllen By the way…. Killin’ look with the fedora! 👍🏻

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@TheKalenAllen Ugh! It’s likely they feel better about their miserable selves by trashing someone else. It distracts from their own flaws. (Just a guess. 😁)

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@YNB I had to take an extra anxiety med after looking at that! Oh my Gawd, I would not be able to function

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@joncoopertweets The boat. It's a nice boat.

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@YNB Oh we good babe!

Is it me, or has there recently been more “things are gonna be fine” days than not?

So good to have you here…
- Timothy

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@BetteMidler OMFG! That is BRILL!

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@mmpadellan Only 3 years until you don't have to worry about it. I'm 58 and the last nerve was disintegrated after biting into pizza lava on my 58th birthday. 🥴😁

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@GronowskiH82847 @BrandonStraka @mjfree You spelled “radical and ignorant white” wrong.

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@BrandonStraka @mjfree In memory of your intelligence for it has been destroyed by giant gulps of the deranged orange kool-ade flowing from the tears of a pathetic fraudster.

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

I'm going to post this video every day until the election

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NO CHEATING your last saved celebrity picture is your therapist, who is it?

I guess it's gonna be group therapy! @TheView @ReginaDeCicco

[𝕁𝕒𝕟𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕪𝕄𝕠𝕧𝕚𝕖 ❤️ @JanuaryMovie]

NO CHEATING your last saved celebrity picture is your therapist, who is it?

#RIPIris

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There she (@YNB) goes again, just poppin ' up unannounced on my tv. Makes me smile and know she is one of the fair, good, & powerful voices that helps good prevail. (Don't fall for the disillusioned who have drank the orange kool-ade!) Luv ya, gorgeous!
#BeNiceTheEnd