John Locke

Academy Award Winner, Professional Model, Pathological Liar

[John Locke @TwinPro1]

@JoeBiden All you have to do is re-elect him. He’s had over 50 years to do it, also he’s President now. But he promises he’ll do it IF you re-elect him. 🙄

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@ConLawWarrior @adribbleofink Me right now: “Dear Sex Doll company. I noticed you don’t have any conjoined twins in your lineup”

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@taylorswift13 Hey Taylor. My nieces just made me listen to about 38 of your songs. And I have decided that I want to be your boyfriend now. Yes I’m 43 and broke, but what I lack in money, I also lack in hair. The ball is in your court now.

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@halkmo @elonmusk One can dream

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Nobody has time for all that. I’m too lazy

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Don’t always believe what you hear. Or taste. 😉

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Best day of his life! Thank you @aaronpaul_8 @BryanCranston You made this day unforgettable

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Wrong Group Therapy

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Pointless activities

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@ToTheTopCarlos I’ll do it tomorrow. I’m catching up on Rick and Morty.

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@ToTheTopCarlos If you only take out a few Girl Scout cookies at a time to eat, you are lying to yourself. Eat them by the box like a grown up

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@Killmoenews1 Even he looked like he didn’t want to be there

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@G07640303 @AustinRivers25 Are we positive on that? I saw him play basketball on The Fresh Prince

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@JimGaffigan The struggle is real

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Watch your mouth!

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Forget @Bitcoin I’m gonna be a millionaire!

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What women want.

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Gas prices are getting ridiculous