The Twink Rules

[The Twink Rules @TwinkRules]

Tan lines are for straight boys. Sun naked. #TwinkRules #GayRules

[The Twink Rules @TwinkRules]

The goal is to collect as many (cute) Facebook friends, Twitter followers and Tumblr mates as possible. #TwinkRules #GayRules

[The Twink Rules @TwinkRules]

Own it.

You’re a bitch? A queen? A mooch? A power bottom? Own it. #TwinkRules #GayRules

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Even a gay man on a dirt-poor budget finds a way to loosen his wallet when vodka enters the picture. #TwinkRules #GayRules

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That amazing gay icon will likely never respond to your tweet, but do it anyway #TwinkRules #GayRules #GayBoy

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You are required to have a headless nude shot of yourself somewhere on your phone or laptop. #TwinkRules #GayRules #GayBoy

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If you’re a smoker and want a tongue down your throat, brush those teeth and chew that gum before heading over for a hookup. #TwinkRules

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You must watch any and all independent gay films you can find … no matter how dreadful they are. #TwinkRules #Gay #GayBoy #GayRules

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If you’re at a circuit party and not drenched in sweat, you’re not doing it right. #Gay #TwinkRules #GayBoy

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Freak out about gaining two pounds, even though you’ve been supplementing and weight training in hopes of packing on muscle. #TwinkRules

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By the five year mark in a gay relationship, you must have had a threeway with your partner at least once. #TwinkRules #Gay #GayRules

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Buy a house with a pool/hot tub or have one built - cute boys will flock to it and, therefore, you #TwinkRules #GayRules #GayBoy

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A true twink has little or no body hair (sorry, otters). Wax, shave, bleach, lazer or nair it. #Twink #Gay #GayBoy #TwinkRules