BeautifulMonkey

Culturally African but strongly resemble a black human because Mother Nature protects its loved ones.

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When you used to wonder why they say 16 with younger til someone suggests 14 and under and there like I dunno sometimes 14 is like leaving 3 toddlers alone n it was in fact like leaving toddlers alone 🤣

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Me being unemployed and able to watch FIFA World Cup this year is hilarious. I'm here sad coz the ones with fun chants are out then sad coz the funny one is out then all the hot guys are out 🤣🤣🤣

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When u have to parent vs babysit all of a sudden kids who forget ur their aunt not their cousin 🫠

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Everyone: Argentina killed off the black ppl
Argentinians: they were not killed off it was just a small population that was sent to war. The rest ended up dying from a disease epidemic or moved to Brasil

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I have reached a point in my life of tbh ur not stealing a husband she is letting him go coz he has become baggage she wants to get rid off 👀

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Ebola news: Uganda and Congo having an ebola crisis
Ugandans: can u remove us from the list? All we did was treat 15 Congolese ppl n the 5 Ugandans they infected. At this point only 3 active cases are left
News: Ugandans are not being honest about their cases
Ugandans: 🫠

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Google: Canada is 70% white
Me: that's misleading even for 2018 maybe I'm just in the GTA too long and everywhere else is white. It felt very Asian in 2005.

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Me trying to mind my own business for a whole month
Me on the 29th: omg the woman wants to raise her own kids. The whole thing seems disrespectful and entitled 🙃

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@NoodleHairCR7 I mean he did laugh and say obviously France will win the game and possibly the tournament

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How about we have an option to turn off AI because I'm tired of waiting for it to load it's nonsense when trying to click an article on Google or search up a product on Alibaba 🙃

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Sometimes I have days of I need tips from other ppl who blend in with children. How do u not get approached by kids thinking u are also a child? It's cute in ur 20s but 30s at this point I'm their mom's age 😂

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@Starrgirl_Ada They can survive under any conditions. There is always a half Nigerian baby in some random country u didn't know existed but a Nigerian found it 😂

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White Canadians: I use Canadian flag so ppl don't think I'm American
Me: I dunno why they keep saying that, Americans are distinctively friendly. A Canadian is not coming up to u unless they want something 😂

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Me in my 30s: ohhhh load shedding 🤦🏾‍♀️
Me as a kid: okay no power for a few minutes to hours

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The pilot honesty though, one saying there are issues with one of the engines so will be slower next flight needs to go back coz one of the cargo doors is still open. The way we were unbothered 😂

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Me intentionally running slower so think I made no PBs
App: u had 3:54 KM
Me: when on earth did that happen? I think the app is broken 😂

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What's with the haircare line ad using wavy hair as 4c? Is it some kind of scam or are they just clueless?

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When you are contemplating quitting ur job coz keeps getting more and more toxic and end up getting fired and there like well on the brightside I get a severance this way. I got no questions dude u picked me coz don't like me 😂

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Japanese names sound so African I end up in arguments with ppl trying to say we have a similar name in my country so thought were African 😂

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Awkward moments with parents when their kid is doing the cry for attention and there like she is hot take off her jacket. She just doesn't realize that's why she is uncomfortable. Is it weird to say that out loud? U almost taking off her jacket but resist 🫠