☁︎︎ thurman merman ☁︎︎ 👽

raver | 27☾ | Taurus ♉︎ | Don’t be a ♡cunt♡ | backup account | Bipolar Booboo |

[Air @ayoair]

and if you see me celebrating Fourth of July it’s bc I like burgers not bc I support this government

[KJ 💕 @ThatGirlKj_]

Wishing every Taurus the sweetest, safest, and sexiest Taurus Szn you’ve ever experienced.❤️

[miia @miiagarro]

i think my purpose in life is to do whatever the fuck i want honestly

[𓍊𓋼𓍊𝕠𝕠ɯ ʎ𝕢ɐ𝕢🐮𓍊𓋼𓍊 @Twippy_Viv]

april fools is canceled this year, there's no joke bigger than my existence 😮‍💨

[KEVJ ♒️ @melanatedho]

Being cheated on is funny cause it’s just like ???????????????? U doing all this double life shit when all u had to do was leave ???? Scary ass lol

[𓍊𓋼𓍊𝕠𝕠ɯ ʎ𝕢ɐ𝕢🐮𓍊𓋼𓍊 @Twippy_Viv]

“you can only lie to me once, and then everything else you say to me becomes suspect” - Judge Judy

[𝖄𝖆𝖓𝖐𝖊𝖊 @Be_like_yankee]

Smelling weed in public for me is like smelling the little baked pie on the windowsill in cartoons I can't lie

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

god please let me find $50,000 laying on the ground this week

[miia @miiagarro]

healed me is meaner btw

[lily @vxylily]

You may be old but, are you this old??

[𓍊𓋼𓍊𝕠𝕠ɯ ʎ𝕢ɐ𝕢🐮𓍊𓋼𓍊 @Twippy_Viv]

Oh so you’re losing everything in life all at once? Welcome to alchemy’s first law of equivalent exchange

[miia @miiagarro]

can i get a eta on “this too shall pass”

[☁︎︎ thurman merman ☁︎︎ 👽 @TwippyV2]

the way life is working against me right now, is so not cool

[☁︎︎ thurman merman ☁︎︎ 👽 @TwippyV2]

LOVES IT
NEEDS IT🥴🍒

[Giselle Ibarra ☾ @sincerelyart]

A CHERRY BONG FOR THE GIRLS 🍒❤️