Matthew Dyck

I make windows, I'm cool, and I like to eat food. He/Him 🩷💛💙

[Matthew Dyck @TwistKid18]

@gavin_whitson Rick every time a reality show calls

[Matthew Dyck @TwistKid18]

@privlilpeach I haven't either, im gonna go change that!

[Matthew Dyck @TwistKid18]

@SurvivorQuotesX man I miss the ponderosa videos. 😔

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Talk With The People: Need for Speed

Thursday 7/9 at 7PM. On Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, Instagram, or wherever you get your mayor.

https://t.co/iyoQlAW7pe

[Matthew Dyck @TwistKid18]

@misshortcake_ ohhhhhhhhh I like it a lot!

[Matthew Dyck @TwistKid18]

@nerdylilpeach The older generations loooooooove there fucking ai shit

[Ethan Beard @ethan_beard1920]

Nolan’s adaptation of Homer looks all wrong. Old ships and wooden horses and mythical creatures. Homer works at a power plant and eats donuts. He’s friends with Lenny and Carl. I guess we’ll see. 🤷‍♂️

[Matthew Dyck @TwistKid18]

@nerdylilpeach Hell yeah you are! I mean hell yeah it is 😘

[Matthew Dyck @TwistKid18]

@nerdylilpeach the greatest posture of all time

[Matthew Dyck @TwistKid18]

@nerdylilpeach It truly is wild.

[Matthew Dyck @TwistKid18]

@nerdylilpeach Hell yeah you are!

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

*rubs my big Amelia Earhart-shaped belly and burps*

[Matthew Dyck @TwistKid18]

Red Dead 2 is not a perfect game, it has its problems for sure. BUT to say its outright a terrible videogame is absolutely a braindead take to me.

[Polygon @Polygon]

8 years later, let's all admit Red Dead Redemption 2 is a terrible game https://t.co/snT5orhtUq

[Matthew Dyck @TwistKid18]

@KyleBrandt If you fast forward the Chuck scenes, than how do you truly love the show?

[Matthew Dyck @TwistKid18]

@nerdylilpeach Of course we will. Have a great vacation queen 😘🥹

[Celtics on NBC Sports Boston @NBCSCeltics]

You poured your heart and soul into this city 🍀

Thank you for everything, Jaylen

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

BREAKING NEWS

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Jayson: “Deuce. Buddy, come here, Daddy has to tell you something”

Deuce: “what is it dad is it a ice cweam twip”

Jayson: “No buddy. I’m sorry. Uncle Jay.. Uncle Jaylen got traded for Paul George.”

Deuce: “Paul George?! Are you fucking kidding? Isn’t he like 40?!”