ThoughtsFromTheVoid

Sharing the thoughts that bubble up from the void.

[ThoughtsFromTheVoid @TwistRuminator]

I regained consciousness and awoke to the smell of farts and dissatisfaction, and immediately wondered how I had ended up in a TGI Fridays.

[ThoughtsFromTheVoid @TwistRuminator]

Oh Christmas rat,
Oh Christmas rat,
Your whiskers are so festive!

[Julia Ioffe @juliaioffe]

If a football player kneeling during the national anthem is an act of appalling disrespect to the men and women who serve, what is it when the Commander in Chief refuses to go to the cemetery to honor fallen soldiers because of a little rain?

[ThoughtsFromTheVoid @TwistRuminator]

Fuck yeah Michigan!

[ThoughtsFromTheVoid @TwistRuminator]

@Dylanlarkin39 incredible game tonight, full beast-mode with the short bench. Way to carry the team on your back. #theWisyours #gamepuck #number1star #nhl #DetroitRedWings

[ThoughtsFromTheVoid @TwistRuminator]

I'm like a special needs Nostradamus whereby I can predict my own failures with alarming accuracy. #knowthyself #actuallythoughtaboutforgettingthatbeforeiforgotaboutit #champions

[ThoughtsFromTheVoid @TwistRuminator]

Matt, I'm really sorry I took your red ball. If it's any consolation, we've had a lot of fun with it. #oops #mattsredball

[ThoughtsFromTheVoid @TwistRuminator]

Today I witnessed a human-sloth hybrid. She moved very slow, and had a beautiful beard. #speedway

[ThoughtsFromTheVoid @TwistRuminator]

Why is it simpler to purchase ammunition than it is to purchase decongestants? #merica #sudafedisevil

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

Judge Kavanaugh has expressed hostility to Roe v. Wade, sided with special interests and corporations over workers and our environment, and has repeatedly suggested that presidents should be above the law. Keep calling and writing your senators. Don’t stop speaking up.

[Frank Lesser @sadmonsters]

If Trump wants a big parade in his honor all he has to do is resign

[ThoughtsFromTheVoid @TwistRuminator]

This is great.

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

‘I can think of nothing more American.’ — Beto O'Rourke — the man taking on Ted Cruz — brilliantly explains why NFL players kneeling during the anthem is not disrespectful

[Pure Hockey @PureHockey]

Hockey is for everyone, and it is truly the best sport on earth.

Thanks for sharing this video, @SauceHockey feat. @DaBeautyLeague & @MNSpecialHockey

[Kathryn Tappen @KathrynTappen]

Sources say star defenseman Erik Karlsson is not willing to sign with a Canadian team. He wants to play in a U.S. market. #NHLRumors

[ThoughtsFromTheVoid @TwistRuminator]

How is it that #DonaldTrump could tweet that he is the most popular president amongst the world's bear population, and half of America would just believe him? #SmokyTheBear2020

[ThoughtsFromTheVoid @TwistRuminator]

Remember that time I thought I saw a bear? I admit now that there was no bear, but you gotta admit... that was one pretty opossum. #mythoughts #iliketoboogie #cheesecakefactory

[ThoughtsFromTheVoid @TwistRuminator]

The forest through the trees.
https://t.co/6JC9EuIPqF

[ThoughtsFromTheVoid @TwistRuminator]

If my right hand is my "dominant" hand, does that make my left hand my "submissive" hand?

#TheMoreYouKnow

[ThoughtsFromTheVoid @TwistRuminator]

Don Cherry has the best neck-muffintop in hockey. #nhl #HNiC #CoachesCorner #cbc #HockeyNightInCanada