Mable Twist

Aunt Mable, X's Original Banana Influencer! Just A Farm Girl Who Likes Billionaires & Bananas, Not Necessarily In That Order Kiddos....

[Mable Twist @TwistedFable]

Good afternoon Xer's! Trav & I are just finishin' up our pre-game warm up's and are gettin' ready to take a quickie banana break before the game! That's right, Taylor, I said it!
It's been 2 Sundays in a row now that I've gone without bein' tackled. With that in mind, here are my official picks for today, and ifn I'm wrong, please, please feel free to tackle me kiddos!
Los Angles over Philadelphia,
The Broncos beat The Jets, &
Arizona edges out Cincinnati!
I'll just be here waitin' to be tackled.... 🏈😋🍌

[Mable Twist @TwistedFable]

@HotRob420 I did not have sexual relations with that man!
Well I guess that depends on what your definition of sexual relations is kiddos? 😋🍌😘💨💨💨💨

[Mable Twist @TwistedFable]

@Mommy2TwoSoFar Spanks kiddo, it means a lot! 😉

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@MrDOThompson Done kiddo! 😉

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@rhmoreland Spanks kiddo! 😘

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May I please get 2 followers to copy and re-post this? I'm trying to demonstrate that someone is always listening.

#SuicidePrevention
1-800-273-8255 or 988

Just two. Any two.
Copy, not repost.

[Mable Twist @TwistedFable]

@kittenbeast37

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@SantaDecides Breaking - Santa says UK not worth visiting this year, kiddos!
Which country should be next on the naughty list now?
Askin' for a friend.... 🤔

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@MrDOThompson

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@ShadowValan @JeanPierre33733 @HorseyGoddess9 😘

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@annaraeaurora @elonmusk The question is why not, kiddo? 😉

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@Jeff2779554383 @CCOH2023 @roger1563365738 @alert_redshirt @Greg16676Parody @NerdJeff8 @Dan16676935420 @dogecoinmillion @greg16676935420 @gregg1775725420 @TheSmeek @BrianU50996693 @annaraeaurora @Jessercus @ballsdeepindoge @craig13377337 @AnthonyTWi81116 @NicoleRego8 @reg16676935420 @gossipgreg @tacokingX @ZabelTara @w_toofanioption Lemme show y'all how it's done kiddos! 😉

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@ShadowValan @HorseyGoddess9

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@ShadowValan @HorseyGoddess9 Ya ain't seen nothin' yet kiddo, ya wanna? 😉

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@HorseyGoddess9 @ShadowValan C'mon now, do it proper, like I'm chokin' kiddo.... 😉

[Mable Twist @TwistedFable]

@ShadowValan @HorseyGoddess9 Spanks kiddo! 💜🍌😘

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@TheWacoKid8 @HorseyGoddess9

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@brockpierson Once, when I was much younger, I held the balls of a famous actor, a politician & a priest all at the same time....
Damn, sometimes I miss caddying at the club! 😉

[Mable Twist @TwistedFable]

@BogusThought @XPost01 I ain't nobody's grandma kiddo, but I am everybody's favorite Aunt Mable, ya know the one who helps ya get away with....? 😉

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@HotRob420 That's my pimp, pardon me, that's my Bobby kiddos! 😉