Twisted Squid

I draw spoopy things and you guys wear them🖤

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@THEREALBEAR47 @ihyswb Because you can’t see the gap between the towers in this shot. The light “gap” is the sun reflecting off the right hand tower. The left one is just behind the right so blocking the view

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@Etsy I can’t update stock levels on your website or app. How am I ment to open my store 😭😭 please help!

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@MrNixn @PicturesFoIder They’re called sweatshops for a reason. Generally ridiculously hot and no ventilation, they’re trying to keep cool

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I. LOVE. THUNDERSTORMS. So you can imagine my disappointment when I wake up to news of a crazy storm last night, my sister said she was scared the house was going to get hit, ground shaking thunder. But I lay sound asleep. WHYYY??!!

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@MichaelKilpat10 @SuckerPunchProd

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@Mkbov67 @SuckerPunchProd @SadagopanN18 Depends what the issue is. They’ll have to try and find what’s causing the issue first

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@SadagopanN18 @SuckerPunchProd Oh phew glad to know I’m not the only one!

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I forget I have Twitter, sorry
Enjoy Ghostdaddy ❤️

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@insultsrare I’m not racist but I’m a very nice guy

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To the people who looked me up and down when I use a disabled space because I “don’t look disabled”: Go fuck yourself.

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Showing an artist AI art you “made” is like showing a chef a microwave meal you “cooked”

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@Trib_Ey @HorrorOnSea The Friday, Saturday and Sunday ☺️

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Being an artist is learning you can monetise your own poor mental health 😅

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Why do some oranges have foreskins

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@Adobe Having issues with my pen pressure not being recognised, and the agent told me to do a bunch of stuff I'd already tried (stuff I'd told them I'd tried) and instead of offering more help, they just ENDED THE CHAT 💀 (Agent was Ampit)

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I was left unattended with my Cricut again https://t.co/VwNY9px3Uw

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@JohnnytheMalk Thank you !! ❤️

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Me: “Hey Siri”
Siri: *listens*
Me: “Pause music”
Siri: ….
Me: …
Siri: …
Me: …
Siri: “it’s 7:52” *continues playing music*

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I finally feel seen