TwistedPix

Award winning Alternative Photographer based in the West Mids, with a passion for blood, gore art nude and fetish shoots!

[TwistedPix @Twisted_Pix]

@ubereats_uk do you make a habit of stealing money from your customers?!

Apparently your driver can take a pin over the phone, mark the order as complete without delivering it and then you refuse to contact the driver and say it’s not eligible for a refund!?

[TwistedPix @Twisted_Pix]

@Tesco You may want to teach your staff that laughing in a customers face is not the way to deal with a valid minor complaint. Your Dudley store usually employs a better standard than this, there are people far more deserving of a job than that piece of garbage.

[TwistedPix @Twisted_Pix]

Well...this is my first shoot since March when all of the shenanigans started!

It was always going to be with my best mate, sarahjemimah 🥰

Shot at @Studio_X_UK

#heels #lingerie #longhair #mood #monochrome #bnw… https://t.co/bJt1Y4tWU4

[TwistedPix @Twisted_Pix]

@yourboyeddie Busted! Shit, I thought I could just slip in through the back door...😏 Thanks to that post, I’ve been able to bait a few more racists to play with!

[TwistedPix @Twisted_Pix]

Come on everyone, let’s get this lil one a reason to smile 🖤 @LittleMix all eyes on you! lol

[lucy summerton @lucysummerton_8]

I know it’s a long shot, but my 10 year old cousin has just been diagnosed with Leukaemia and it would mean the world to her and the family if we could get a picture of the @LittleMix girls with their thumbs up for her #StayStrongEmily please help 💜💜 thankyou

[TwistedPix @Twisted_Pix]

Well @SubwayUK that’s the first and last time I order from you. Surely marinara sauce isn’t meant to be tomato juice so that what arrives is just balls sitting in a puddle of what used to be bread?! 🤢 Should’ve just thrown £15 straight into the bin, apparently.

[TwistedPix @Twisted_Pix]

Tag NHS workers, please! #COVID19 #CoronaCrisisuk #NHS

[TwistedPix @Twisted_Pix]

**Calling all NHS workers/care staff/domestic workers who are wearing PPE that sits behind the ears** Please get in touch to request FREE ear protection bands. No postage charge either! #NHS #NHSThankYou #NHSheroes #NursesAreHeroes

[TwistedPix @Twisted_Pix]

@YodelOnline So far you’ve cost us around £500 in lost earnings. Cheers!

[TwistedPix @Twisted_Pix]

Great to see that @YodelOnline can manage to screw up the same delivery twice in 24 hours! How incompetent do you have to be to work there, I wonder...

[TwistedPix @Twisted_Pix]

@YodelOnline Wouldn’t it be great if that actually did anything. Sadly, the last two days we have had someone ‘look into it’ for us, to then be told there’s nothing you’ll do and one of us has to lose another days’ pay to wait for your phantom driver again the following day...

[TwistedPix @Twisted_Pix]

The beautiful @AliceBizarre with William Newton... This is one of my favourite shoots, ever! I absolutely loved everything about it and these guys just nailed every single shot...

Shot at @Studio_X_UK :… https://t.co/5JfSaV4fUC

[TwistedPix @Twisted_Pix]

Send in the clowns.... Alice Bizarre doing what she does best!

[TwistedPix @Twisted_Pix]

Mr @jamiemahonphoto wanted to shoot some footage during the flower shoot with sarahjemimah to have a mess about with, really stoked with what he captured (how many chins do I have, though?! I mean...😂) so here you… https://t.co/7ZG4QQc0hF

[TwistedPix @Twisted_Pix]

Because there are very few things better to look at after a long day at work than sarahjemimah in lingerie... Wouldn’t you agree? 😏🖤

Behind the scenes video coming soon...

Anyone looking to book a shoot, I have a… https://t.co/fwdDFLu9Xu

[TwistedPix @Twisted_Pix]

From a recent magazine 6 page spread, featuring Helen Diaz.

Makeup by Louise Varns.

Assistant: Lauren Kate

Shot at Studio X, Birmingham.

[TwistedPix @Twisted_Pix]

Sarah Jemimah modelling for Scarlet in Chains’ promo for London Edge. Shot at Studio X, Birmingham #jewellery #photography #promo

[TwistedPix @Twisted_Pix]

Sarah Jemimah modelling for clients Scarlet in Chains recently.

Shot at Studio X, Birmingham #photography #model #alternative #chains

[TwistedPix @Twisted_Pix]

Play with custom white balance, something I’ve not done in far too long! Alice Bizarre shot at Studio X, Birmingham #photography #clown

[TwistedPix @Twisted_Pix]

From a recent shoot with Helen Diaz.

Shot at Studio X, Birmingham on a Canon 5DS with Elinchrom lighting. MUA was Louise Varns.