Twister Monster

I am a little T-rex just having fun and always trying to make people laugh with my little arms and am always hungry nom nom nom grrrrrr

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Try Bonfire to see who already liked you on Tinder! https://t.co/X0l6TEJaTa

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@HeidiPriebe1 you used to call me on my cell phone

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@HeidiPriebe1 I can help

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@karasmannequin time for class #brightfuture #yeah

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@christinefer6 My work here is done!

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@christinefer6 a sandwich?

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@jena_given @christinefer6 stop being a fuk girl alright

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@DHughesy nothing is free not even speech #FreeSpeech

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@theage get real programmers #stupidpeople

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@theprojecttv remove religion from political cartoons and you will not have these issues #HistoryRepeatsItself #stupidpeople

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@NHLBruins that's piss poor I'd rather win by a mile rather than a point #pissweak #getarealteam #muchlove

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@ANZ_AU can I have a job I need a job #nojob

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@srsly_psycho @christinefer6 how about you stay away from me and my tiny tiny hands #fukushima #biatch

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@mrburgertruck everyday am eating it #food #FoodTruck #FreeTheNipple #Foodporrn

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@luna020202 @christinefer6 come from a chick who has a horse #really #firstworldproblems #ridethathorse #FeelingNuts

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I get political cartons but why add religion to the mix? people are just stupid and Europeans take 1st in being retarted #CharlieHebdo

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No job no home very simply put being poor means no job #nojob #poor #nocoincidene #bummyday #needmoney

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@AbiNagle @christinefer6 how toxic is toxic bitches be crazy yalllll

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@christinefer6 I still can't reach my sandwich #fukmylife #amhungry #iwantasandwich