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Communications Director for the TwitGP World Championship. If that's gobbledegook to you, check

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@TwitGP using you as a weather shield. It's working for me.

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@TwitGP tsk. I'm bringing him with.

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@TwitGP yes I KNOW, I was just planning ahead. Like you're always telling me to.

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@TwitGP hungry. Where are you? Who're we scrimping on for late lunch?

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@TwitGP I got told my louboutins were making holes in the carpet. Come ON.

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@TwitGP sure thing. Mine's a large soy latte please.

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@SofaRacer ba boom tish. Love it.

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I am wearing shoes to rival Adriana to Silverstone 2day. Hoping she'll see me as a fellow foot-torturer and want to make friends.

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@spikeleeming pull to the rivets!

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@spikeleeming the pattern is clear

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@MartinHaven filthy boy.

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@billyrobson you're good to me. Now get out of my eyeline.

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Look at your computer monitor. Now place a laptop on the left. Now hold your smartphone on the right. Squint. Yes! TwitGP2 coverage in 3D!

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@whyarai have you boys got a special Dictionary of Punnery or something?

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@billyrobson lose the allotment and try again

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@billyrobson not bad. Over did it on the celery.

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@billyrobson hurry up, I haven't had a drink for 5 minutes.

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@billyrobson a Bloody Mary Spies, obvs. And make it spicy.

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@nayby69 so many shops, so little time to tweet

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Still 16 minutes to go until the race? Jeez, could have stayed in bed a bit longer. *admires self on front of Twitegi Vogue*