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due to that I'm gonna move the publication date to Spring 2010, and keep collecting your amazing funny momedy tweets. holidays will be fun!

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been a busy two weeks and I'm behind in tweeting the momedy quotes...just trying to get ready for winter here so we don;t freeze to death

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oh hello, I'm coming to you today, from inside the world of brizzly...phew now I don't feel left out like the last kid picked in gym class!

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@spam @CarrollRowerlg

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@spam @ConstancePres

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also could you @ reply me your favstar page link direct to your popular page, so I can scan your favstars for mom funnies thanks

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thanks gals, it would save me a LOT of time going to each stream individually and looking.

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if u posted a mom related tweet between 5:55 on the 22nd and 10:22 on the 23rd.DM them to me for archiving? my stream is missin those hours

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My oldest P.I.T.A.(pain in the ass)is an oxymoron covered in enigma tied up in angst.In a nutshell SHE'S NUTS @redlor3

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To a 3 y-o "being quiet" means announcing one's intention 2b quiet&then speaking @ length bout how quiet one is,in fact,being.@apricotica

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#AthenaBellaPappalardo U R a trending topic in this corner of twitter.the love coming from everywhere to u tonight is amazing.

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Papa pappalardo sent a pic.Athena Bella Pappalardo:a quick pic http://tumblr.com/xvy39u3t4 congrats @nuttybobutty from twitmomedy moms

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Gpappalardo will soon be a daddy @rilliebear is sending a gift, sendblessing wish w/it read here http://tumblr.com/xe939pwxp

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I read that if u want to pick a fight & win, you should pick it with a 3-year old. LIARS! I just got my ass kicked. Literally.@MissAmbiguous

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I never feel like such a complete failure at life as I do when my son asks for help with his math homework. He's in 3rd GRADE.@MonikkaB

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Well you know what they say the best offense, is to be scared senseless. raising teens you have to be prepared,buy boozeRT @redlor3

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oldest's narcissitic,she's dating the male version of herself.When they're in public&she can't look in the mirror he comes in handy @redlor3

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#whateverhappenedto my pre-baby ass that fit into single-digit-sized jeans?@some1s_sista

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Know what is better than an orgasam?

Your kid asking to go to bed. @innerbitch

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@spam @CarrollRowerlg spammed me